They’re genuinely just so fun!

You know that Mario party minigame where everyone has to run to a platform on the board and, round by round, the platform you’re standing on may or may drop out from under you and it repeats over and over until there’s no one left?

Working in games feels a lot like that these days.

i can't stop thinking about jd vance laysplaining st augustine to the pope

Opinion | Don’t Use A.I. to Do This

Absolute perfection from @colsonwhitehead.com.

I can confidently say that I have never once in my whole career worked with someone so indispensable that we actually needed to put up with drama queen asshole bullshit. Giving your team (and yourself) a functional work environment is priceless.

It’s SO EASY:
Blend up and freeze a can of pineapple with juice, a can of coconut milk, the juice of a lime, a pinch of salt, and some sugar to taste. When you spin it, use some coconut milk or coconut water on the respin!

The ninja creami is incredible, I make dole whip at home constantly, 10/10

PLUS!

Classic! What could go wrong?? lol

Work: "We want you to use this tool cause it's great and awesome!"

Also Work: "The tool broke? No I'm not going to HELP you with that. Maybe you're an idiot, have you considered that? Why are you even using that tool anyway? You stupid idiot."

Huh

hearing some early reporting that this is because girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I love him, yo!

You guys. This just happened 😳This falcon/eagle works scaring away and hunting pigeons to keep Harrods clean.

Good luck to everyone in Chicago going to vote today

Tatiana in Orphan Black is the standard to which I hold all acting. Truly no one does it like her, it's incredible.

If you worked on a game you should get a credit. That's where the conversation should end.

My dad can never remember Timothée Chalamet’s name and calls him “that little French boy” like he’s a drummer in Napoleon's army or a haunted marionette.

… what does he think the toilet seat is FOR?

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

I need to go to a store and see if someone can help me find a refill! I love it and I'm NOT throwing it away

Five pens in a row

I only have a top 5 but I love them so much:
1. Metal pen @twoscooters.bsky.social got me at a Marina Abramovic exhibit - former fave, sadly now out of ink
2. 0.5mm Uniball One - writes so smooth, current fave
3. Tombow Calligraphy pen
4. Pilot Juice Up 0.4mm
5. Uni Jetstream 0.5mm

Five pens in a row

I only have a top 5 but I love them so much:
1. Metal pen @twoscooters.bsky.social got me at a Marina Abramovic exhibit - former fave, sadly now out of ink
2. 0.5mm Uniball One - writes so smooth, current fave
3. Tombow Calligraphy pen
4. Pilot Juice Up 0.4mm
5. Uni Jetstream 0.5mm

when someone says “great job team” but you’re the only one who actually did anything.

And he didn’t even make more modeling anyhow…

This is a deep cut 😂

Gorton and Denton by-election result:

GRN: 40.7% (+27.5)
REF: 28.7% (+14.7)
LAB: 25.4% (-25.3)
CON: 1.9% (-6.0)
LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1)

Green GAIN from Labour.

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

My regular quiz pub has branded glasses now and I’m having a moral dilemma about borrowing one… forever.

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks 😂😂😂😂