to be clear, this is the fault of everyone who didn't vote democrat. if the democrats had had one more vote, the resolution could have failed with two of them crossing the aisle

See, in the US we just let the President take those home and store them in his pool house. Because freedom.

BTW if I don’t believe this is the vibe you will create in the Trump White House when elected, I’m not voting for you for President.

Dang this one hit

"The student protesters" are not a static group of people. (almost) everyone protesting in 2024 who wasn't expelled has graduated

If you're not getting the playing time you believe is warranted do you yell at the opposing coach or your own?

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IDK how it works where OP is at but in CA the 'register' you use your debit card with functions as an ATM for practical purposes.

yelling "everybody's safe" during a pirates-mets game has never once been true

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

People keep saying the Constitution was set up specifically to stop tyrants and mad kings, but the thing most of the notably unusual features of our Constitution were actually designed to do was protect slavery.

hear em out

9/11 was a mutagenic event leveling up the most potent class of fucking losers this country has ever seen

I have decided that this year we will simply not be doing this DST nonsense in this house. No clocks will be changed. The ones that autochange will be changed back. Enough is enough. We cannot bow to tyranny or it will never end

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

It's not important but that hair makes him look like the bully in a 80s high school movie grew up to own a car dealership in Walnut Creek.

Only every day of my life.

Good morning friends!

I will donate, phone bank, and knock on doors for any Democrat who promises to do everything to the Republicans in power that they’re doing to innocent people. Not talk about the price of milk. Not talk about norms. Just want a promise that the these motherfuckers will rot.

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

This is your king?

Why aren't they calling to boycott, divest and sanction the Iranian government well buddy it's probably because the US government's already been doing that for the past 47 years, mission accomplished

this is fundamentally the bush administration just a little more racist and brutal domestically. this is the realization of their unitary executive dream

"oooh we're gonna sip a little Jack Daniels at 6 pm" Hoda and KL were getting hammered on cooking wine at 9:30 am on a Monday, get sturdy or go home

Everyone who is politically attentive should canvas at least once if for no reason other than to see firsthand how utterly incoherent the politics of the modal American are. "Homer Simpson webpage" incoherent is the baseline and it either pleasantly surprises you or deeply horrifies you from there.

The elephant in the room is that mayors and governors across the country have very good reason to question the loyalty and allegiances of the state and local police forces and that’s one of the impediments to doing anything about the current occupations

napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas

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The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going “lol pretty funny” we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be “well, never have to think about this again!”

techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Pair of computer speakers from the 90s / 2000s. They were ubiquitous, boxy yet curvy at the same time.

We have strayed from the light