Hallelujah!

Wow! That must have sucked! It's funny how we keep track of memories by association.

Was this 5th or 6th grade?

@vvalentini.com Mrs Kerr shared this on Facebook. Thought you would like it.

If you can avoid it - never fart during an MRI. It just hangs there in the tube with you.

42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything - what Deep Thought failed to mention was 42 is the number of cups of coffee you need each week to survive Life, The Universe, and Everything. That's 6 cups a day. I'm currently on number 4 for today.

My sister sent me videos of what her grandchildren are doing:

Grand nephew (3) is playing with a Lego shockabsorber and exploring how the spring works.

Grand niece (1) is dipping her binky in my sister's hot tea and dribbling it down her chin.

Bot churn (phrase) - the addition of new social media followers on a daily basis with no appreciable change to the follower count.

Sentence:
Bot churn produces putrid butter.

I don't think the wary will ever be satisfied. Thus, meeting their demands is a waste of resources.

Blue Sky seems to be the only Twitter like app with no available metrics to show that people are seeing your posts. Why @support.bsky.team ?

Condolences to all my catholic brethren.

Happy Easter 🐇 Bok bok!

Two days ago I broke down and turned on the AC. It's 12:30 pm and snowing at 34° Fahrenheit. 4 house ago it was 45°.

Graupel! That's the post!

Ours too! The old one was in an old church for the past 50 years or so. They really needed more space and better infrastructure for the internet and the disabled. They have some really cool displays now too.

Is that lettuce and onions on cheese pizza?

We got a new library back in February. It still lacks that old library smell.

Why is it okay for Trump to threaten to take over Iceland or Canada for no reason but not Nicaragua for not returning innocent American citizens? Why is no one asking this question?

Status: passively macerating mango.

Through my window the tiniest sliver of a moon hangs in the east sky bright against the coming dawn. A single bird is singing loudly in conversation with it.

Does anyone else find morning doves annoying?

Can someone explain the difference between a biscuit and short cake to me?

I've had sorghum, corn cane, and even maple syrup not to mention honey and every jam imaginable on them but I've never had molasses.

I like a dry shiraz.

Me too and all I've done today is wake up too early and pee!

My condolences to all the George Formans who survive their father George Forman. To the rest of the family as well.

Safeway - my store was sold out this morning.

I'm planning on getting the max 5 lbs of Cosmic Crisp apples at 17¢/lb this week on sale at my grocery store.

I love apples. Any apple that isn't a red delicious (they taste like cardboard).

On behalf of everyone, I'd like to reserve a special place in hell for whoever invented the DVD case with the little locking tabs on the edge.