I am 11k into this new wip which means it's a great time to retcon some backstory and life and personality lolololol

The less kids the more free time! I am infinitely freer with one kid than ppl with two or more. And my own free time factored heavily into my choice not to have another! No shame!

Oh yeah that’s an instant give up for me

🤝

Paul!!!!!!!! So psyched you’re with ALA!

Some words just refused to be spelled correctly.

When it comes to the word ‘exercise’ I just type a bunch of e’s and x’s and z’s and s’s and let Jesus (autocorrect) take the wheel.

Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Author: The cup is at the midpoint (and having a bad time)

omg I love it!

I wonder how many ppl in the theater were genuinely surprised when they saw that “Part One” slapped under the Wicked title

🔥🔥🔥

8. “Tis an untweeted post that misses the feed.”

What a good skeet

👀👀👀

They were such troopers. And I tried really hard to keep it together afterward but I’m not gonna lie I had to excuse myself to do some crying in the hallway.

Volunteered in my kid’s elementary school classroom today. There was a surprise AA lockdown. And… I honestly don’t have any words for what it was like, lying face down on the carpet silently holding my daughter’s small hand in the dark.

Where does looking long into the abyss fall though

I literally did omg what am I chopped liver

Several? Mine has hundreds lmao

This wip is not what I thought this wip would be but some characters demand their page time I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

I love this sentiment.

I—

No, come on, these aren’t really called skeets are they? Someone is trolling me

Society: Boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!

Me throwing out my contacts: Perfect.

The secrets that I have to tell are really starting to kill me a lil bit ✨👀

Weeeeeee

😭🐻🐻🐻

Yessssssss! My bb badass girlsss 🐻

Certainly not

Yesssssssss