Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

Florida GOP Rep Anna Paulina Luna is all over Russian state TV attacking Ukraine. I’m not saying she’s a Putin asset, but I’m not not saying that.

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx. 

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

Democratic Socialists 4 evar ✨🥰✨

"There's only one majority in this country and that's the working class." —Zohran Mamdani

A clump of white clay is sitting on a blue lazy Susan, Fingers from a hand are touching its left side. It is in the rough shape of a dog’s head. #ceramics #clay #sculpture #beagle #dog

Despite the horrors I persist…

And started up #ceramics again —it’s been a minute.
Trying me rusty mitts on a pet portrait #commission. This is Kira, a boopable #beagle based #doggo.

Exactly one year ago today:

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Industrial Production: Manufacturing: Durable Goods: Battery (NAICS = 33591) Industrial Production: Manufacturing: Durable Goods: Battery (NAICS = 33591)

new high for battery production

Lisa Simpson staring at the ceiling

I committed myself to a project but then I lost interest in it, and now there’s shit all over my house to clean up

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

Opinion Editorial Board America’s income tax is progressive The rich already pay more than their fair share

Unbelievable stuff from the Washington Post on behalf of Jeff Bezos today.

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

ok NOW i bet Zelenskyy will thank JD Vance

I fell for this brain rot slop this morning, and now I’m angry.

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

a man is hanging from a rope next to a vehicle Alt: The pole fighters swinging over Imperator Furiosa’s War Rig

“Why can’t we just put the oil onto trucks and ride it across the desert rather than through the strait of Hormuz?” My love, let me direct you to a little documentary called Mad Max: Fury Road

God damn

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

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Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day