I hope you’re reconsidering your life choices, sir.

I’m glad you asked.

bsky.app/profile/kate...

Better that than the other way around.

Marital harmony is a beautiful thing.

I had a lovely Team ETTA experience at Chicago Union Station a few years ago before getting the sleeper to New Orleans.

I’m sorry you had to experience that. Chaotic adults are really scary when you’re a kid.

Thank you for acceding to her need for less stress in her life.

This is the correct philosophy in life.

I wish you good luck with Team LTTA but suggest you lean in to that luxurious sense of time. It can be yours forever!

Glad he is converted!

You’re Team LTTA I’m afraid.

If you’re getting through security 15 mins before boarding time, you’re Team LTTA, sorry.

Your spouse will be thinking: never interrupt your opponent when they’re making a mistake !

Mr Grayson Ordered To Withdraw - Hansard - UK Parliament Hansard record of the item : 'Mr Grayson Ordered To Withdraw' on Thursday 15 October 1908.

One for the history buffs … (Victor Grayson getting chucked out of the HoC in 1908)

hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/1908...

(And he came back and did it again the next day)

(Scroll down towards the bottom of the long debate)

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Mr Grayson Ordered To Withdraw - Hansard - UK Parliament Hansard record of the item : 'Mr Grayson Ordered To Withdraw' on Thursday 15 October 1908.

One for the history buffs … (Victor Grayson getting chucked out of the HoC in 1908)

hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/1908...

Am glad she’s been indoctrinated into Team ETTA, well done.

Understandable. At least you’re on the right team.

Why would you go to the check in desk unless you have to?!

I absolutely do not want my family’s dinner table conversations to be recorded for all time

'I did not have cognitive relations with that vetting process'

A convert!

I’m afraid Team TRAOTTTA is actually stealth Team LTTA that doesn’t have the courage to own up to it.

Team ETTA thanks you for your consideration and selflessness.

Sorry to break it to you but you’re Team LTTA

The wrong choice sir!

Here you go:

bsky.app/profile/kate...

Strong endorsements so far today for Team ETTA. Only a few brave souls admitting they are Team LTTA. Is Bluesky a haven of peace and right-thinking, or are you out there but you’re all just ashamed of yourselves?

Alan had the right answer to this kind of nonsense …

bsky.app/profile/alan...

I think this specialist niche airport fetish belongs in Team LTTA, because of the chaos vibes.