oh my god I have now read the mrbeast handbook and it is one of the most insane things I have ever seen
there's a handful of interesting nerd tidbits about youtube virality and viewer dropoff mixed in with the dumbest stream of consciousness let boys be boys bullshit you've ever read
I want to be very clear after Grandpa's little 'a nuclear weapon is worse than $200BBL' that if we go to $200BBL we will have a supermajority in 2029
While reading this I was prompted to real money bet on the S&P. I really think it's time we outlawed all internet gambling.
wow word travels fast, my bird restaurant is doing a brisk business just a day after opening
Wait what’s the Gville connection
MrBeast's mother / HR chief was, in fact, a military prison warden for TWENTY-ONE YEARS
But don't worry, she found Jesus!!!!!
![“I used to sleep on a mattress in his extra bedroom when he first moved into his house,” says Reed Duchscher, Donaldson’s manager. A former sports agent, Duchscher already represented some influencers but was impressed by the young YouTuber’s attention to analytics. “He was sending me screenshots of his average view duration and his click-through rate,” he says. Donaldson asked him to come and stay so they could get to know each other. Another houseguest was his cousin, James Warren, now his CEO. His mom has worked for him since 2017. Her role seems to be similar to her job as warden at a military prison in Mannheim, Germany: keeping an eye on things. “I don’t have access to any of my bank accounts,” says Donaldson. “I have a CFO and everything, but [Parisher’s] the one who has access to the master bank account.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:474ldquxwzrlcvjhhbbk2wte/bafkreievgp6iemalib7uq23iwhy36c7vhid6xlvyjc7dwnionqtl2gsem4)
“I used to sleep on a mattress in his extra bedroom when he first moved into his house,” says Reed Duchscher, Donaldson’s manager. A former sports agent, Duchscher already represented some influencers but was impressed by the young YouTuber’s attention to analytics. “He was sending me screenshots of his average view duration and his click-through rate,” he says. Donaldson asked him to come and stay so they could get to know each other. Another houseguest was his cousin, James Warren, now his CEO. His mom has worked for him since 2017. Her role seems to be similar to her job as warden at a military prison in Mannheim, Germany: keeping an eye on things. “I don’t have access to any of my bank accounts,” says Donaldson. “I have a CFO and everything, but [Parisher’s] the one who has access to the master bank account.”
I'm sorry but
You are telling me that
MrBeast's mom
Who is now his HR director
Was a PRISON WARDEN FOR THE U.S. MILITARY?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK
time.com/collections/...
This actually explains everything about everything and I am at peace
excited to end up on the Screaming AI Haters list or whatever for making a banal, objectively accurate observation
Here's the follow up on this fraud Retraction Watch
The website of the publisher and journal have been taken down
retractionwatch.com/2026/04/23/e...
AI is best understood as a cyberattack against a functioning society and should be treated as such
hi i'm logging in from in-flight wi-fi to tell you about something that's extremely unnerving: when you're on a plane and a bunch of emergency alerts start going off on everyone's phone at once
For a long time, DC used me (with my consent, I always found it flattering) when they had a side character they felt had lost its shine. The idea is that I was good at rehabbing them and giving them a bit more clear purpose and style.
I always found it super fun and challenging in a good way.
1/
Qui Gon: “force ghost are an incredibly strong technique, i shall teach people even after i have passed”
the advice Luke Skywalker got from force ghosts
Obi Wan: “you gotta kill him man. go do it. pussy”
Yoda: “fuck you”
I think you people will believe anything to avoid accountability for white people collectively.
This is still absolutely false, mathematically, but it's also a lie about what he actually said in the hearing (he said $600 and $10, which, again, is also incorrect). Anyway here's my thread about it from yesterday: bsky.app/profile/astr...
used to fall asleep to bbc turned low (to mask street noise) and realized 2 things: spoken English is very unpleasant to listen to & it sounds like someone speaking French very very badly
just realized alex jones can be a girls name. trans girl named alex jones
did Bill Kristol have the opposite of whatever kind of stroke Fetterman had
working at a doctors office is so stupid bc you're fully aware of how annoying and ridiculous you have to be, but you still have to do it. you think the receptionist feels any less ridiculous than you do when they ask when you'll be free six months from now?
hello, i am already 15 minutes late for my appointment, i have new insurance which i have zero information about, and i'm also angry you didn't call to let me know i needed to bring it (the phone number i gave you is out of service)
Prosecuting every one of the people involved in this is the moderate position and voters need to be reminding every single Democrat running that this is how it is.
hahahaha fuck
that movie sucked
‘Brazil’ is the movie version of 1984
Daniel S. Loeb @DanielSLoeb1 · 8h This is correct. Iran can’t simply turn off its oil production due to issues of water encroaching its wells. From Claude: This is a well-known technical challenge in petroleum engineering. If Iran were to deliberately curtail or shut in production across its major fields, Show more Quote Gary Brode @Gary_Brode · Apr 22 The Strait of Hormuz Reverse Uno Card When Raji Khabbaz and I were running Silver Arrow Investment Management, whenever we were trying to figure out why something happened, he was unsatisfied the explanation that people are sometimes stupid and institutions are often stupid. He Parag @Parag_Oilman · 8h @DanielSLoeb1 I’m a petroleum engineer and a professional in the industry. This reads as scientific-sounding, but physically inconsistent babble. This is not how water drive reservoirs work. Daniel S. Loeb @DanielSLoeb1 🤷🏼♂️ blame Claude. Thx for your perspective.
Dan Loeb has tens of billions of dollars under manangement btw lol
does anyone else smell toast
yeah
Whew guess I can't go on Jeopardy now and it is definitely *not* because I'd get my ass kicked but because of my two noserings
And if that underaged teen gets sick
Bobby is gonna bring you a raccoon dick
Hush little Donnie don’t make a scene
Kash is gonna bring you an underaged teen