I do feel like they've missed an opportunity there in that Mando could be an excellent ventriloquist because the helmet means you can't see his lips move at all.

See I think he's done pretty well internationally but not at all well domestically. In fact terrible domestically.

Perhaps HE'D be a good ambassador...

Is it a bit like when you get offered a job and then they check your references?

There’s a place near where I grew up in the Midlands called Amblecote and I could never accept that it wasn’t on the coast somewhere.

Have smart watches failed?

Nearly everyone I know (except me) has one..

Covered in dust, just beyond my reach and ever so slightly dangerous for moths?

Great decision. Can’t see any downsides to this. Good job all round.

BlueSky yesterday BlueSky today

Screw this, I’m going back to MySpace

Saint David’s gotta be up there somewhere.

An actual saint. #justsayin

“Oh sorry Sir I thought we were stopping UNSANCTIONED vessels…”

One thing he’ll NEVER do is downgrade his name to Greg…

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I heard that the planned changes have been put on ice.

The Elgin marbles. Or any marbles.
Conkers. (wrong time of year)
A bar of soap made out of the leftover bits from other bars of soap.
Beans on toast.

He'd have 'em for breakfast.

Someone call a plumber, I just accidentally blocked the Strait of Hormuz.

AI is definitely making things much worse.

Truth is irrelevant. Clout is everything.

This is the state of the world now. I'm feeling very nihilistic today!

They’re gonna call it the Arc De Trumpf aren’t they 😩

Hahaha we've started using trip.com for buying train tickets (Seems to be the best for getting cheapest tickets and booking system is very easy to use)

...and it does give me a chuckle when it excitedly sends an email something like "Booking Confirmed! You're going to East Croydon!"

Hamtouchers, the lot of them.

Well it doesn't seem to have impressed the traffic warden hahaha

Buzzing today - Bloke down the pub just sold me four tickets to the Wireless festival, really cheap too!

Can't wait!

It's scary to think that if Trump does in fact drop dead this fucking imbecile will be the actual president.

I don't know why they don't stick a big screen up and have him play remotely. Is it wireless, or isn't it (?)

This wireless festival could have been a zoom call.

"A whole civilisation will die tonight".

"Not my words, but words of the inaugural winner of the FIFA Peace Prize..."

Look at the state of that vacuous shallow caricature.

And also someone dressed up as a bunny.