Any of the Katamari games?

drink baja blast today

Autistic woman’s desire for human contact thwarted by existence of humans An autistic woman longing for human contact has had her hopes repeatedly dashed by the troublesome existence of other humans, it has been revealed. Miya Wilkes, 45, reportedly spends her evenings…

An autistic woman longing for human contact has had her hopes repeatedly dashed by the troublesome existence of other humans, it has been revealed.

The best time for a blitzball game was twenty years ago; the second best time is now

long shot here but figured I'd ask the most online people I know (every user on bluesky) I once saw a one-page comic on the internet where a police chief hat fell on a police dog, then the cops took seriously he's the chief now. axe cop silly energy but was drawn more seriously. any of y'all know it

Has anyone made a joke about the dog from the Cookie Crisp commercials but it's talking about chili crisp instead? "ChiiIIIIilli Crisp!" Could be a game changer

a sketchy illustration of characters from clair obscur: Monoco, Lune, and Sciel. Sciel looks off to the side, but Lune looks back at Monoco.

same characters as before, but now monoco's mask lifts up at about a 90 degree angle as if there were a hinge at the top of it, revealing teeth and a tongue underneath. Lune is horrified by this.

monoco's mask is back down in its usual position. he looks at lune and asks, "Hm?" lune meanwhile has summoned her weapon and is leaning against Sciel, who supports her, though she has a confused expression on her face.

another clair obscur fan comic with my .... particular brand of.......

je ne sais quoi

#coe33 #monoco #clairobscurexpedition33

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

What is going on here

I'm gonna need some non-profits to sue the government over this immediately- and for us to step up and support those non-profits.

ME, ORDERING THE REGULAR NON-IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER: Not today, seitan

ME, DECORATING A CAKE: Wait is it "All hail the new flesh" or "long live the new flesh"

Every day babeyyyyyyy

Escalate the Target boycott.

Gimme the whatsit

Update: I still can't cook sausages

Not sure Le Carre ever came up with a better Old British Spy name than "Tufty Thesinger"

Jean Jacket from Nope looking for more work

Ah hell I beefed it didn't I

This is a post about my sister, who is not on Bluesky

The thing about being passive-aggressive is that you really gotta Commit to it

This successful moon mission shows the power of what we can do when we have a bunch of meetings where experts make the decisions

Static

So when do I get my grades from yesterday's conversations back

Just put in an 8-hour shift at the Social Interaction Factory

I like calling him “my friend Superman” because in my opinion it you don’t make it feel as if Superman would be your friend then you aren’t writing Superman right

Personal favorite