Science, for the WIN!

Its their newer clients buying in that worries me

Who within Barton & Winton believes Reform give the slightest shit about them?

I am an extraordinarily brilliant person

Frightening

"Oooh look at me doing 20mph through the local kennel club and cattery like it doesn't just emphasise my psychological breakdown"

Break it down for me

My new phone is now entirely Google free and it feels good. Ive not got all the apps on it yet but will see how it goes over the coming days. I won't lie, installation was not straight forward

I think they enjoy it, always squeal with joy as their head bounces off my lucky rock, sometimes the crunching sound is louder than the squeal but I know it's still there

Many a day lost to violently smashing otters skulls in and ripping out their still moist tongue

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him

oooooh

Not set it up yet. Im going to install a new none Google OS on it 1st

"Im hungry and the local shop i put out of business is gone so im going to have to eat some of my diamonds!"

Or something

Miliband doubles down on net zero - Energy Live News Labour to announce breaking the link between gas and electricity prices and more renewables push

Ed Miliband today: "The era of fossil fuel security is over and the era of clean energy security must come of age....To ignore two crises in less than five years would be completely irresponsible… our action must now be faster deeper and more wide ranging.”

Already ahead of the curve with my new FairPhone 6

He must have built really shitty houses if selling 70 of them doesn't make him enough money to buy a house on land

I checked this too.

*20 seconds* of Reform logo display.

*No other* party logo displayed.

In local election purdah.

This is not normal. At all.

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Every flag should feature a mythical animal. Notice how the roundabouts aren't being painted in Wales? It's because idiots can't draw a dragon.

Complaint gone in. Not that they'll care

Really doesn't like the subs bench our Carrick

Dumb cuntha

Lovely stuff

Has to be his lad

Big Jim Thwaites on the bench. We've had to draft the landlord in to fill out the numbers. We've finally gone full pub league

Anyone got a FairPhone 6?

I don't know where he is, he was injured for the Leeds game but hopefully hes back in the team tomorrow so we don't see Ugarte

And now look our greatest ever player is Portuguese

Never been anything but

I thought getting away from that right wing, conspiracy pushing hellhole was more important. Oh how wrong was I?