Actually had a wholesome Grindr interaction. Pleasantly surprised

Because why not? Happy Hump Day

Hey. HEY. That is still a few weeks off thank you

Merry Christmas everybody!

48. One time I had a guy come over who pretty much exclusively speaks Spanish. There was a bag of cough drops on the counter he saw after we finished. I had to explain that they were not, in fact, candy.

Tile in a bedroom is an insane choice

So, my work had Secret Santa today:

Happy #FCF

Well…

Starting to suspect I may be a fairly gay millennial

Seriously, just fire Yuracheck. Worst possible hire he could have made. Even keeping Bobby would have been better

Ok, people are getting extra stupid with this Kiffin stuff.

Even setting aside the shitty politics of the Ellisons, dealing with their shitty systems has made me hate that place with the fire of 1000 suns

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Slutty bingo I guess

It’s the same issue as In-n-Out for me. People hype it up as the greatest thing ever and it’s fine, but not life-changing.

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Who are we to interfere with your daring, entrepreneurial spirit?

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Just saw the news about Dick Cheney.

Cannot recommend against Sling enough. Constantly cut in commercials randomly during games the one time I tried it

Happy Hump Day/Jocktober

I was 34, 37 now

They should’ve done it two years ago! At least basketball starts next week.

Happy FCF I guess

Now I’m just imagining increasingly dirty things said in that accent and it’s hilarious

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Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

1. Guy pulling my hair (or what’s left of it)

Guess I’ll do this too

The Pride thing alone would be worth it.
Bill: People keep saying there’s a bunch of bears around, but I haven’t seen one