a person is laying on the ground with leaves around them . Alt: A young child in a red coat is screaming, crying, and flailing about on an autumn-leaf-strewn brick sidewalk.

Waaaah! I didn’t get my way!

You say that as if that’s not what’s going on…

Canada has a *single-use* plastic ban. An overall plastic ban would be impossible.

How is he 80? Clue came out only, what? 10 years ago? 15?

*sigh*

So, even harder than Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Because those were a couple of pretty hard hits.

Fox correspondent: "I spoke with President Trump this morning who said if the Iranians don't sign the deal, their whole country is going to get blown up. He said, 'We're preparing to hi them harder than any country has ever been hit before.'"

*swoon!* Our dreamy peace president is just so dreamy. Dreamy like lost in his own delusions dreamy.

This is just so far beyond parody at this point.

We keep electing the most useless people.

There had better be trials.

The Pope is the Head of State of the sovereign state of the Vatican.

Pretty much by definition, that gives him a voice as a politician.

Or are you just mad that the Vatican gives the Pope the legislative, executive, and judicial powers that your Dear Leader lacks under the U.S. Constitution?

Walz should meet with Trump and tell him to get his fucking head out of his useless fucking ass.

Hey, NBC News, the AI isn’t working.

The Pope is getting to them.

He must be doing something by right.

Since Vance, a Catholic, thinks the Pope should just STFU, it’s not surprising he would take it upon himself to pontificate on all the other topics he knows nothing about.

Seriously, what does the Pope know about theology anyway?

Not my problem.

Anyone in this cursed regime whining about the weaponization of the law can absolutely just go fuck themself and their VP’s couch.

That picture looks highly suspect.

I’m tired, so maybe I’m not seeing things clearly.

Now that’s a pooch with an impeccable tailor.

Thank god it’s Friday.

It sounds like you need someone to do Red Cross.

“I’m sorry to leave the party early. I have to go do Red Cross.”

“Hahaha! You can’t blockade the Strait, Iran. *Trump’s* blocking it. CHECK-MATE!”

You should hit up Sunrise Mart to relive some of those dreams.

What an absolute ass.

And I’m agnostic.

Sure, if you’re an American visiting using dollars, and not a person in Japan paid in yen struggling to make ends meet.

And the pontiff rolled his eyes and moved on.

No doubt Trump will be severely criticized for returning frozen assets, right? The same way Obama was?

Or will all his sycophants line up to laud this as a deal that only a genius like Trump could make? (Although they may have a point…)

And returning frozen assets.

I seem to remember a certain president being absolutely lambasted for doing that.