It has a Weird Al theme song!
Posts by Josh Mockensturm
People definitely fell for the Asylum knockoffs at the movie store I worked at (though we would try to warn them).
Something something "wii"
the haters will say this video will NEVER reach 300K views
don't let the haters win
youtu.be/ERKEsIzTFas?...
(I like when the grades say dumb things)
I let out an audible, excited gasp when I spotted it at a bookstore last week and grabbed it on the spot. Excited to read it!
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Look, the arm is still connected so it qualifies as "no structural damage"... ligaments aren't real.
I still don't understand how there was a season 2
The angle here kinda gives him a, uh... different kind of mustache...
For those who want to track news, but maybe not follow too many accounts, here's a feed I made of just MLB beat writers:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
simpsons frogurt scene but it's about didier fuentes
With an assist from @nickpollack.pitcherlist.com for the final line
Italian American gentlemen opening a door for an American gentleman
Team USA getting called in to see about advancing in the WBC
Italian american gentlemen with a baseball bat
Team USA thought they could do whatever they wanted and still win...
Andrew Mccutchen tweeting about Furries
The Pitt knows ball
Also, you should follow @pitcherlistplv.pitcherlist.com for these cool new Player Cards that @blandalytics.pitcherlist.com cooked up.
Justin Verlander is DAADy...
sorry, sorry... trying to delete...
Who Cares? Let Them Play
by Maddie Landis (@maddiellandis.bsky.social)
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www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
Greatest Sufjan Stevens needle drop of all time.
bsky.app/profile/dani...
This one with alt text. Sorry for forgetting that.
National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog
That Ring ad
My new book on 2000s Hollywood comedies, Funny Business, will be available on October 6 and is officially up for pre-order right now. In my wholly objective opinion, you and every person in your family should do that. You can order your copy at the link below.
Here’s a song that got cut from the theatrical version thanks to Nixon:
youtu.be/LxaAw2viEIQ?...
PitchCon starts TOMORROW!
Our full schedule for the event, starting at 11 AM ET on Twitch!
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right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
Frosty The Snowman. Every year. Haunted with the knowledge he will be back.