They better. Otherwise I bought this ball-gag for nothing.

A close-up of a black-and-white cat

Give me food… or else

A black-and-white cat eating a small treat from a person’s hand

A black-and-white cat eating a small treat from a person’s hand

It’s Uni’s treat time

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.

don't forget Johnny Somali getting 6 months of prison labor for public nuisance in South Korea. that's worth a pack of cigarettes right there

typically facing me. might rotate it to get the "cool side" as you would with a pillow

1000 year old kitti

man sitting in chair holding coffee cup says, "i like my coffee like i like my men" the man takes a sip out of the cup the man says "poisoned" the man slumps over and the cup clatters to the ground

#art
#unpeeled-comics

That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Too comfy… can't move

Dark universe planet logo instead of the earth because I’m stupid.

Troubling new Artemis II photo of Earth.

i love sitting in my coin cave under the parking meter and eating all the quarters!

I LOVE ALL GAMING!!!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a boy is outside at a park unhooking a collar from a large creature mostly out of frame. The boy says, “Sorry, Maggie. Mom says I can’t take care of you anymore.” Panel 2: he continues, “you’re free now.” Maggie is a horrifying winged creature with many legs and teeth. Panel 3: Maggie is flying off into the distance. An onlooker is sitting with his little dog on a park bench. He turns to the boy and says, “isn’t that, like, bad for the environment?”

@travesofficial.bsky.social wanted me to voice this comic as their Kofi request so I did 👽

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says “CITY LIMITS”. A narrative caption reads, “I left society behind.” Panel 2: it continues, “I became one with the meerkats.” The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says “this came for you, bro” and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads “URGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.”

his neck just did that; the fragments found on scene were from an unrelated incident

Highlighted section of the Copilot ToS which says "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only"

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

raw clay fucked up little man. just really really fucked up with it

making a pipe and keep cracking up imagining smoking weed out of this fucking thing. god

Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes!
Uni is very happy after eating lots of whole chicken 🍗
We hope he stays happy, healthy, and the strongest

my chud hood ripped now it queefs when i pee

every time i see this building i just think about how awesome it would be to run around in it and get hurt or diseased

the nice thing about developing fangames is that you end up being able to play dolls with the original work

Its brain fell out 🤷‍♂️ Not my problem.

I Have A Message from Anotha World 🌍