frielf beset by wizards and goofuses

Classic Winter King clip.

Volcanic lightning

My mind: quiet and serene, at peace
My brain: remember when Bono sang "uno dos tres catorce"
My mind:

This meeting could have been a hullabaloo

At work I'm haunted by the spirit of an an ancient king. I have sworn allegiance to his throne and he has anointed me sir guy of the breakroom.

You have to wait for one of the dev team to unlock your mentions, like trying to buy laundry detergent at target

lol

Sickos.jpeg with a mortarboard and tassel because graduating

my brother and I have a group chat where I just send him random LOTR memes and he sends me pics of his evil cat

I will never be brought to justice for the quality of my posts

Your grandma has an IPv6 address

wait is that why you're silent?

Web site broken but I'm seeing much grey meat (no im not on the discovery feed btw)

🎵 in the navy
you get to eat the meat that's gray
🎵 in the navy
your power's questioned every day

All your notifications are going through a tunnel painted on the side of a mountain

That's right

First day posting on the Dry Forums: anyone else getting thirsty lol
Mod: please read the Dry F.A.Q. on forum nomenclature. This is your second Cactus Card 🌵

I got so many great posts in the chamber but web site vibe coded

In my travels I met the wizard of the glass tower. I suggested he install a coke freestyle machine. He is now floating in a glass tower of cherry vanilla dr pepper and having the time of his long life. I bid him good evening.

TV and vhs tapes

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

Smoking that bsky server pack
Smoking the shit says ❗Forbidden

apologies to senor cardgage

Happy birthday Rusty

This package is a gift ✅

Sir David Weedenborough

Lunch, with the lads? Is this possible?

[opening the Lament Configuration] take a look y'all: IMG_HELL.jpeg

late breaking news from the world's deadliest predators conference: cats and sharks have agreed to team up and bite you

The artificer laughed when I bought the amulet of +3 Resistance to E-mail but I've already dodged two meetings and one after-hours social function

I hope this sbemail finds you well