Miss Snuffy here

This is absolutely it. You can't at the one hand go 'tepid bath of managed decline', then clearly signal who you want as ambassador and then be surprised that the process yields that outcome.

Remember when darling died and Gordon brown was like he was so unfairly maligned and bullied :( BY YOU BITCH!!!!! BY YOU!!!

I want people posting images of vans and laughing at racists in the streets I want TO LIVE

Eddie M leader Thornberry deputy I'm through playing games I want my """North London Elite""" back

Ah.

I'm no expert however I have recently read two whole books (imagine) about Starmer he is basically: stubborn and process driven so this is a perfect storm and he basically should never have been PM. Oh well!

I feel like although the average person might be surprised at how scandal prone Starmer is this is actually the most Starmer scandal that has ever scandalled.

*british prime ministers keep shoving their metaphorical penises into blenders unprovoked*

(long suffering sighs) nobody can have an unblended penis anymore these days. its the high information, low trust enviroment

Dear oh dear.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

I M O

Stalin, of course, was well known for his quixotic attempts to be kind.

bye flop

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

We could've used this laugh in these troubled times

Not only were the crowd dead as fuck they also robbed her blind oh Godonna come back to Europe where it's safe

Ed Miliband being mentioned seriously as a candidate for PM, Francois Hollande running for President again. The piss weak social democrats of 2012 are back and they're turning up the volume!

Oh no

Why aren't we all calling him by his real name, the name he fears, Generative AI Carns?

Is there anything to be said?

Lib Dems for Miliband:

“Two Eds Are Better Than One”

Quite! There are character flaws that lead people to make bad decisions - for instance, being rash or over-cautious; stubborn or credulous; over-loyal or treacherous - but somehow Starmer seems to possess none of these consistently but all of them at times when it causes greatest harm.

So did they open the strait of Hormuz or

Yes

Can't be Convicted Felon Big Ange or be Mayor Andy because their judgement is so appalling anyway, if it's someone already majorly disliked person with bad judgement to take the helm it has to be Ed Miliband because at least we'll get some windfarms out of it.

Generative AI Cairns

If Pride is in Place, but there is no social glue for it to stick, does it even make a sound?