Remember that like, 2 years where The Chainsmokers were one of the biggest bands in music? What the hell was going on there? Were we okay?

I had a date like, 2 hours after I first saw it (to go see The People's Joker, amusingly enough) and that meant I had to spend 45 minutes running around Manhattan trying to find a Starbucks with a bathroom cause I had RUINED my makeup sobbing the last 20 minutes of the movie.

It's not as stupid as Warhammer cause nothing is as stupid as Warhammer, but it is much gayer

Calling New Radicals grocerycore? Something something, come around we'll kick your ass in

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

It's been a while since I posted my #LastFourWatched, just because I've been busy and kept forgetting, so here they are. One of my most sapphic last four ever, tbh. #LetterboxdFriday

My autocorrect is rapidly becoming a fucking puritan, why is it insisting on changing horny to horns or corny? I'm 36 fucking years old, if I wanna swear or talk about sex I will, jesus

This episode is a little odd but I think the throughline I found between them is interesting, so here's the spotify link for those who prefer to listen there
open.spotify.com/episode/1Z2j...

Episode 52: Scared Straight! and He Makes Me Feel Like Dancin' YouTube video by The Biggest Night in Podcasting

Let it never be said that The Biggest Night in Podcasting chooses the easiest movies to cover, because this time I'm joined by Justin and @cutiepuppyfire.bsky.social to talk about two Oscar winning after school specials: Scared Straight! and He Makes Me Feel Like Dancin'
youtu.be/VGfi7RLgAs8?...

This episode is a little odd but I think the throughline I found between them is interesting, so here's the spotify link for those who prefer to listen there
open.spotify.com/episode/1Z2j...

Episode 52: Scared Straight! and He Makes Me Feel Like Dancin' YouTube video by The Biggest Night in Podcasting

Let it never be said that The Biggest Night in Podcasting chooses the easiest movies to cover, because this time I'm joined by Justin and @cutiepuppyfire.bsky.social to talk about two Oscar winning after school specials: Scared Straight! and He Makes Me Feel Like Dancin'
youtu.be/VGfi7RLgAs8?...

Other close runners up include the Coen Brother's underrated masterpiece Burn After Reading, the documentaries Man On Wire and Encounters at the End of the World, In Bruges (requires no introduction) and the deeply strange black comedy Teeth.

Man, 2008 was kind of a rough year for film huh?

Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18

Still my favorite vampire movie

CTRL+ALT+DEL loss comic except JD Vance runs into the room to find two beds, with Viktor Orban and the Strait of Hormuz.

you're laughing? orban is eating shit immediately after our loser vice president went there to try to help him in the biggest display of contagious loserdom in history, and you're laughing? yeah, me too

Wait, this joke might not work because unlike Nick Adams USA, my political opponents actually do hate that I get to do that.

Estrogen in my veins
Monster Energy Drink sitting on the table
Lesbian romcom on the TV
A hot butch cooking a dinner that's definitely way better than Hooters in the kitchen

They hate this

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

I feel like the beer replacement bit has to be Monster, but I have no idea what to replace Hooters with. Maybe something to do with pickles? I don't like pickles, but it is a trans woman cliche.

I gotta start posting like NickAdamsUSA but about being a trans woman, I feel like it would heal America. Or at least amuse me greatly.

A man meets Jesus and says "whoa, it's Jesus. You're such a chill dude." Jesus then grins a malicious grin, points to himself and says "Guess again, bitch. I'm CALVINIST Jesus." Calvinist Jesus hits the man with a steel chair. He then kicks the man in his lower back while the man is curled into a ball on the ground.

The Joker/Harley ones amuse me so much. "I'm the Harley to his Joker...I realized he was an abusive piece of shit and left him for a hot redheaded chick."

Visiting your romantic partners in a major city on vacation is kinda funny cause it's like "Yes, I am in a famous place with lots of scenic, interesting places to visit, but you see I am primarily interested in this one person's house."

The name Becca Tilley hit my brain and I felt like I recognized her, and after some googling I've been reminded that she's Hayley Kiyoko's fiancee and she came up in conversation with my friends.

I didn't even know she had a podcast.

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being

There is a large contingent of people in this world who consider no sacrifice too great, no hardship too terrible, so long as the people enacting it promise to persecute trans people and I genuinely don't know how i'm supposed to share a society with these people.

"Boring conversation anyway," is an all timer, both as a line and as a Harrison Ford line read.

Intentionally funny? Dril's Racism Dial tweet remains undefeated.

Unintentionally funny? Ruthkanda Forever and it's not close.