{
"breakfast": {
"cereal": "Weetabix",
"biscuits": 2,
"milk_ml": 200
}
}

Do you want me to cerealise that?

Thank you for your service

Frangipane

Actually as a big fan of Winnie Kienshitts I've been looking forward to this gig.

@miles-online.co.uk youtu.be/ZQyKKpbob54?... why can I not hear Pink Floyd's Breathe without hearing this bloody song.

Do they sell them at Charing Crustacean?

Wild Atlantic Way?
Visa: not needed
Climbing: Cliffs Of Moher
Caves: I expect so
Diving: probably?
Epic views: see cliffs of Moher
Culture: Lisdoonvarna is a place and a song, Father Ted's house, the actual Craggy Island, Craic etc
Snacks: spice bag, erm...

When you're technical staff capable of understanding and trying to do the right thing but the company is giving no technical information because it's now gatekept by security companies, managers and lawyers how do you cope? How do you channel your inner helpdesk?

I got it. I enjoyed it.

Argh. What.

Amiga 1000s knew their place. 1200s not so much.

Is there a way I can remove America from this thing? I'm in rural Italy and never felt so far from contemporary news about stuff which infuriates but barely affects me.

CV/Gate

I think I just need to be told I'm doing ok by Monty Don

Who funds Ryder?

www.instagram.com/reel/DALFUJR... hmm, checks out

How can I make this app less bed wetty and more attuned to my personal brand of early 50s apathy, memes, titillation and technology?

It used to be so much fun on twitter with Shipphams Paste and Crimer, one liners and observations, military fleet maintenance experts, breaking news by reactions.

Grey, monotonous

Pitchbend those keys Herb!

Had my noise cancelling headphones in all morning on a blissful solo weekend. Took them off and sat in the garden to enjoy the sun and now I can hear drilling one side, a guy shouting at his computer over the back and a fucking podcast babbling away nearby.

diff or GTFO

I've learnt from that diagram that cables are not layer 1 which I shall now employ to make myself sound learned and greybeard. Thank you.

Behold the AUI adapter I kept as a charm to ward off evil vampire taps.

Fuck, this is like cookie popups all over again.

The box where I used to keep my boxes my software came in

You might be old but are you this old?

That's it, I'm burning the place down. Non volatile storage in phones is now called ROM. Fucksake.

Are you taking the data too? because I don't think there are going to be many GIS datasets if I'm honest.

why would it have to touch a sensor? Ultrasonic and radar have been in use for years and measure levels from above with no contact. Measuring periods can be adaptive and go into higher frequency measurement during even potential flood conditions. Am I missing your point?

nice day for a contract gap.

In the distance, trad jazz.