My voice is so fucked right now lmao 🤣 this game is so loud

Parking lot of a Metallica show YouTube video by Obserwer5

Dammit I love this movie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VIs...

Walking still takes a while, and making dinner probably took me twice as long as it should have, but hell, at least it didn't hurt very much.

In other inane business, I finally tried the lidocaine patches my dad gave me after I sprained my ankle on Monday (I'm a stubborn jackass who hates to take pain meds because I've been in pain 24/7 since 2012 and I value my liver) but I gotta say, they really help.

I am so frickin' excited. I managed to score tickets to the first playoff game for the Penguins. Pretty good seats too! High up, but still a great view and front row of our section. :)

I hate when my memory serves me with "situations I was in with a person who genuinely deserved to be punched in the face." Fun memories are better.

I have consumed too many deviled eggs

"SIGN ME THE HELL UP."

"Hey Jupi, do you want to eat five hard boiled eggs in one sitting?"

"What? No, that's silly."

"Hey Jupi, do you want to eat five hard boiled eggs cut in half, have their yolks removed, then mixed with mustard, mayonnaise, and pepper, THEN having that mixture put back into where the yolks were?"

I went to this lecture with my dad tonight: members.carnegiemuseums.org/site/Calenda...

What a fine way to spend an evening.

If I'm typing something into a search bar on your website, and something happens to make the browser lose focus on the searchbar, chances are I'm going to just close the page because I am an impatient jack russell terrier.

if both Florida teams can win their games I'll stop making "America's Wang" jokes for a week

Boyfriend has caught some form of cooties. I feel for him, I really do.

But if he keeps up this clearing his throat every 27 seconds, I might have to kill him.

To the guy at the grocery store who grabbed my ass:

I was completely serious about ripping off your nipples and force-feeding them to you.

I like getting called in to work 12.5 hours early. By the time I'm done with my regular shift, I'll be awake for 26 hours 💀

b l e p

I'm very happy to be at this hockey game, but holy hell am I glad to have brought earplugs.

Who is Stanley Spadowski?

Fun fact, they didn't show up until after 3pm. So by the time they left, my day was almost over. Never got lunch.

I do not particularly mind having to delay my lunch break for a last minute meeting.

I do, however, mind having to wait over an hour and a half past the quoted start time with zero word on when things will actually happen.

I am hungry.

Ahahaha silly me. I bought my car last March and registered it in March. How foolish of me to think that my registration doesn't expire until the end of March.

I finally got to meet the golden retriever my friend adopted around Christmas. He's such a sweet boy, and he loves to be cuddled and it just makes my heart sing.

It's been reported that Red Dwarf creator Rob Grant has died.

Well, smeg. :(

www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

I like the little woman in my headphones when I power them on. When the battery is 80-100%, she sounds so happy about it. "Now connected! Battery full!" and you can practically hear her smiling. She's less enthused about the mid-level, "Battery medium," and when it's low, she basically scolding me.

Played PIU for the first time in god knows how many years. Can't go above easy mode at this time, but my accuracy is still there at least. 🤷‍♀️

a sign that says spatula city with two spatulas on it ALT: a sign that says spatula city with two spatulas on it

Time to make the pilgrimage

My favorite spatula broke 😭

I just sneezed in an arpeggio

Did they just pick birthdays when they plopped themselves on Earth?

Or am I just thinking way too much about this and I should really consider going to bed?