Hello I’m Izzy long live socialism

nothing brings me more joy than reporting a police officer on maps

sorry i can only be funny in person and when reflecting the personalities of those around me back to them in a way they enjoy so as to make them like me

gay son daughter or thoughts of infidelity to your wife of 18 years?

not my fault my tits are so heavy i can’t do a pull up

wait crochet is kinda cunt when it’s super tiny and cutesy

like brandy melville crochet

lesbian stimboard (chronically online) 100 hours

i miss her ( we are friendly coworkers)

“i lost my sense of self” bitch find it NEOWWW

just took a shit 8/10 because its not everything just most

we need to stop this political discourse and spread the 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔀𝓽𝓱 #drewth

nothing pisses me off more than my turning off silent mode without knowing

slept through work, pennifer empty, dark at 6pm
taking myself out back

where are the funny bitches on here🤭