Carbon tax stickers that don't stick. License plates you can't see. Beeping Covid bracelets that don't exist. Wind turbines torn down and then built again. An Ontario Science Centre roof that refuses to collapse.
Are we even sure Doug's new private jet has wings?
Deer My Friends
Every buddy is makeen a big deel about me spendeen 29 milliun dollars to get a privutt jet but Ford Fests happun all across Ontario now and my jet will get me their fast and if theirs a emergensee in Oddawa like the convoy I will be able to fly to my condo in Florida faster
Premair
The great thing about William Nylander saying explicitly, again and again, that the thing he wants most is to win in Toronto, is that, if you hate William Nylander, you can print stuff like "William Nylander wants no part of a rebuild"
In the 32-and-a-half minutes of 5v5 hockey the Leafs played tonight without William Nylander on the ice, they were outattempted 57-19 and Minnesota won 83% of the xG to the tune of 2.52-0.51
F1 races in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia reportedly cancelled due to Trump’s war with Iran.
I guess this means he won’t get the F1 Peace Prize.
is set in our CBA, that this was the discipline is reckless and ridiculous.
This decision results in a further loss of confidence in the disciplinary process for all players.
Players and fans deserve better. The Player Safety Department should be suspended.” (2/2)
Asked Auston Matthews’ agent, Judd Moldaver about his response to the ruling.
Here is his reply:
“In light of the obvious severity of the play, I am disappointed and shocked the league would allow such a ruling. A phone hearing and 5 games is laughable and preposterous.
While the process (1/2)
Deer My Friends
Everybuddy in Ontario are been harmed by US teariffs and that is why I think it is so impordent that we build a new convenshun center in Toronto and let jets land on the Gardner because that will make Ontarios economee a powerhouse and it will help me be mayer of Toronto.
Premair
holy shit
Good gawd! 😳👇
Nobody should reasonably expect Auston Matthews or anyone else to make some big political statement as part of not going to the White House/SOTU.
But if you do go, and (especially) if you miss crucial NHL games to do so, Canadian fans will react. That's not unreasonable or unfair. Be ready for it.
I have never regretted deciding that Willy Styles was my favourite Leaf of this generation. #LeafsForever
Trade his ass. He doesn’t deserve to where the Maple Leaf.
Do any fucking Norwegians have jobs or does the government pay them all to train for obscure Olympic events like 300KM snow angel making or whatever.
On the decline. It’s like we Sold the Podium
Canada's Top 10 Olympics:
1. 2018 (29: 11🥇8🥈10🥉)
2. 2010 (26: 14🥇7🥈5🥉)
3. 2022 (26: 4🥇8🥈14🥉)
4. 2014 (25: 10🥇10🥈5🥉)
5. 2006 (24: 7🥇10🥈7🥉)
6. 2026 (21: 5🥇7🥈9🥉)
7. 2002 (17: 7🥇3🥈7🥉)
8. 1998 (15: 6🥇5🥈4🥉)
9. 1994 (13: 3🥇6🥈4🥉)
10. 1992 (7: 2🥇3🥈2🥉)
When curling isn't on tv, everyone should be asking, "where's curling?"
Good news. Tomorrow’s the last Monday in January. So, now only three years of snow left before spring.
LOL
Me and my boys are currently seeing you from across the bar and we loathe your vibe
[Jan.20/26]
Carney: “This aphorism of Thucydides is presented as inevitable – the natural logic of international relations reasserting itself. And faced with this logic, there is a strong tendency for countries to go along to get along.”
Trump:
I SAID … DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY BIG AWARD?!
I love this goal. Cowan can see that the line between him and JT for a pass would be more easily blocked, so he puts on the brakes to create a better passing lane. JT sees this quickly and makes a quick pass behind his back to more easily avoid the defenseman's stick. Snipe. Goal. Celly.
Can’t believe we let Olympian Pontus Holmberg walk to a division rival. Disgusting asset management
This is what retirement is like.
Not sorry. 🇨🇦
If the only two-time 60-goal scorer of the 21st century looks like a generic top-six forward with the new coach, then get rid of the coach.
