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Posts by Impudent Strumpet

The fact that they feel the need to attach human bylines is a good sign that they know the AI-generated content is not acceptable. If they thought it were acceptable, they'd have no problem crediting it.

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Two tiny kittens facing off inside a crate. Agatha, a dark tabby kitten has her ears back and is on the back foot, about to be pounced on by Jasper, a tiny black kitten. His ears are forwards and sideways and you can tell he's being A LOT right now.

Two tiny kittens facing off inside a crate. Agatha, a dark tabby kitten has her ears back and is on the back foot, about to be pounced on by Jasper, a tiny black kitten. His ears are forwards and sideways and you can tell he's being A LOT right now.

In other news, we've named the new little girl Agatha. It was a close race between Agatha and Edith, but I'm going to save Edith for a mountain themed litter I think!

She and Jasper are playing in the crate right now.

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 A small sleepy black kitten. She's fluffy and the lighting is low so her face is a mere suggestion of sleepy kitty eyes and a touch of nose. She has excellent long ear tufts on her ears, and white guard hairs coming in on her legs.

A small sleepy black kitten. She's fluffy and the lighting is low so her face is a mere suggestion of sleepy kitty eyes and a touch of nose. She has excellent long ear tufts on her ears, and white guard hairs coming in on her legs.

All of my photos from today have been a blurry mess, but you can see how well Greengage's ear tufts are coming in here!

They've all got white guard hairs coming in on their legs now, which makes them look more smoke than black. Not that it matters.

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The idea that it's politically strategic for capitalism to be seen to result in a better quality of life.

(I know that impression is a bit overly naive, but also, as a knock-on effect, it resulted in a better quality of life for people in situations like mine)

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The Catelli corporation won't let you fill out their Contact Us form without a Product UPC Code and a Production Code Date

Which is super annoying, because what I want to email them about is a product I can no longer find in stores, and therefore don't have in hand to provide this info!

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It's hard to think of a food that's both grey and delicious, and tons of other things would scan (gravy? pastry? green stuff?)

How did they get to "grey stuff"? Was it a first draft, or did they make a deliberate choice to use it other than alternatives?

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From a songwriting perspective, how did the line "Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!" end up in the song Be our Guest from Beauty and the Beast?

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While also not being able to turn it off, or having it automatically turn back on even after we've turned it off, or having it popping up as a physical obstacle between us and the task we're actually trying to do

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Is there some kind of medical significance to the fact that the guy who didn't die of CO poisoning uses an inhaler? Is the inhaler some kind of antidote? #CallTheMidwife

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Write random sentences that the thing will probably have to contain. That one clever analogy you want to use. A few sentences stating the obvious. A point-form list of things you know you should probably mention but can't think how to phrase.

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Can anyone with a better screen than me see if the paperwork says cause of death? #CallTheMidwife

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I have that exact striped afghan! It was a wedding gift to my parents in the 1970s! #CallTheMidwife

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So may people keep their keys on a string like that that I'm surprised they don't have more burglars using it to break in #CallTheMidwife

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The engineering in that dress!

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A newborn Icelandic sheep ram lamb stands with his mom and two other sheep from the flock. He and his mom are mostly white with black spots. The other two sheep are brown.

A newborn Icelandic sheep ram lamb stands with his mom and two other sheep from the flock. He and his mom are mostly white with black spots. The other two sheep are brown.

Squad

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Moar starves

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Oooh...that's what that was...

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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Not to mention that the number of pairs of underwear in your bag almost certainly isn't a pain point for anyone...

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That is the nuance I was unaware of!

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Is that what they're doing! I was vaguely wondering what happens if you say yes you're Jewish, but I didn't think I could fake being Jewish to them to find out.

I was getting a proselytizing vibe from them, but also they leave me alone when I say I'm not Jewish, so I couldn't tell

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I forget the exact wording, which is why I can't find it, and I forget their broader thesis, which is why I'm looking for it

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Trying to find a post I'm pretty sure I saw on here within the last couple weeks to the general effect that right-wingers think left-wingers are hypocrites for being open-minded about stuff but not doing that stuff themselves.

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Oh my god indeed

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A fog warning just popped up, but it's bright and sunny here in midtown #dlws

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Hard same, Jasper

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Jasper has many many many opinions.

He is very cute, if slightly loud.

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Missing persons wanting to stop everything and pet the dog must be a recurring issue in search and rescue operations

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Two posts in a row in my Bluesky timeline

First post: Gold @golf4miami.bsky.social‬ asks "If you were a train. How many times would you chugga before you choo choo?"

John Scalzi @scalzi.com replies in quote: "The standard six. You can't beat the classics."

Second post: Cait Gordon ‪@caitgauthor.bsky.social‬ says "On a train bound for Toronto! My first time going to the Toronto Indie Author Conference!

Fun fact: Their acronym is TIAC, which is Cait backwards.

COINCIDENCE????"

Two posts in a row in my Bluesky timeline First post: Gold @golf4miami.bsky.social‬ asks "If you were a train. How many times would you chugga before you choo choo?" John Scalzi @scalzi.com replies in quote: "The standard six. You can't beat the classics." Second post: Cait Gordon ‪@caitgauthor.bsky.social‬ says "On a train bound for Toronto! My first time going to the Toronto Indie Author Conference! Fun fact: Their acronym is TIAC, which is Cait backwards. COINCIDENCE????"

Skyline synchronicity:

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Could be a premise for a Full Monty remake/sequel/spinoff/alternate universe

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