living the suburban fantasy by flitting around between three identical, adjacent strip malls

They dined on
(Beastie Boys) MINCE
And slices of
(Beastie Boys) QUINCE
Which they ate with a
(Beastie Boys) RUNCIBLE SPOON

I'm moonscrolling

despite the horrors in the world, we sent humans further into the cosmos than we ever have before and they came home safe. and i think that’s pretty cool

let’s get a big boat stuck in the strait

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

How many people would be alive today if SCOTUS hadn’t nullified the Fourteenth Amendment’s Disqualification Clause? How many families would be whole? How many lives would be prosperous and happy?

forever torn between needing to eat and wanting to throw up

be an intelligent hater,,, learn how to talk about this stuff in a way that represents an actual critique,,,

😭

i hope you gasped back!

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

really going to enjoy the interval between knowing bondi was fired and not knowing who her replacement is

also, like, if it works, it works? sure, maybe unpleasant aesthetically, but if it improves the model’s generated code then i’m all in favor

i keep forgetting how much noise an earthquake makes

re my op -- is it ok if my id is dl re my bf if he is an ai ?? ik im yt so my gc is on it rn .. we dk if he is yt or if he is ?? so we dk if dl is ok to id as .. if it is up to me ig dl is ok ?? do we fw it or is it un pc or ?? dm me ur 2c if yk if dl is ok if im yt re an ai bf

come on come on come on

inshallah

this is an incredible account to follow

what if i unclenched my jaw!

The median democratic voter in the 2028 primary has a personal favorite way they’d like to see him be executed

A photo of me holding a protest sign. I’m wearing a shirt that says “Protect Trans Youth.” The sign is handmade and says “I Hope He Dies.” It is adorned with cute hearts, a smiley face, and xoxo.

#NoKings 3 ✅

there are very few things that could have improved this photo but i am so glad you added the haunted bisexual ikea couch

just encountered marketing copy for a mirror that described it as "high-definition"

she’s compostable!!!

one big beautiful battle after another

the last eleven years have been just absolute fucking torture for people that are fundamentally good and honest. i like to think of myself as one of those people, but even if i’m not, it’s been absolute fucking torture for those people.

yes! yes to all of that!!

had the same thought! much prefer renaming it Huerta St than reverting to Army St

overwhelmed by how much i love my public library!