Favorite not really Dayton but can’t get it here is Dewey’s Edgar Allan Poe. Favorite Dayton is Original Pizza Factory Classic Italian. (Not big on red sauce, hence the Marion’s eew.)

Ah, there we disagree. Marion’s is not pizza. Marion’s is burnt saltines with sugary tomato sauce. One thing I do not miss.

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

Best. Caption. Ever.

Ha!

Trump is going to make him dress up like Kim Jong Un and fight Bobby Kennedy in the UFC 4th of July White House battle. Bang will do it because the alternative is jail.
Kidding, but maybe not so much.

Make sure you’re eating dried fruit with no preservatives. It’s the preservatives that make me itch.

Left: Granny ARMY pin by MiKniTeM, showing gray-haired lady in a BTS tee and a purple cardigan, carrying a cane and holding up an ARMY bomb lightstick; Right: Elderly BTS granny dressed like the Granny ARMY pin, posing outside SoFi Stadium before PTD_LA

My favorite, too! I dressed as her for my first concert, PTDLA, because I am definitely granny army. Pin is from MiKniTeM.

Spike Lee is sitting courtside at the Knicks game in a Pope Leo jersey.

Cheating spouse is certainly the person best qualified to judge the morality of the affair.

By this logic the person best qualified to judge whether a person is guilty of a crime is the person themselves. States and groups prosecuting wars are hardly likely to go “oh right, this probably isn’t just, okay, we’ll quit.”

Presuming I could also erase all memory of the stage show, I’ll have to give the same answer as I did yesterday: The Music Man.

My brain consistently wipes all memory of Michael Clayton (the only film it does that with) so it’s new every time.

I like the flashlight pointed at his armpit.

It is always my answer.

The crucial thing to understand about Peter Thiel is that he adores "The Lord of the Rings" and no one in human history has ever so utterly completely missed all the salient points of what a book is about.

Oh, hugs.

He could see the beauty, always.

Maggie Smith as Lady Violet Crawley on Downton Abbey, looking perturbed

Well, she kept Cora from doing the church flowers “because they’d look like an Italian First Communion,” which is certainly crime prevention of a very Anglican sort.

I totally blanked on the replays. I can’t believe it. OMG. (Not getting up at 3 for day 3). 💤

I’m regretting not buying this one. Glad you saw it on the bigscreen.

That’s my favorite fit of his so far.

The band was awesome, too.

Taemin at Coachella 2026

Taemin at Coachella 2026

Taemin at Coachella 2026

Taemin at Coachella 2026

Yo, Bacchae! Dionysus just took to the Mojave stage at #Coachella and shook the planet. That Lee #Taemin, he put on a SHOW. ❤️‍🔥

I saw half a cup of gochujang and thought, yeah that’s definitely a wife-is-away meal.

So proud of you!

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Not able to make it, and I’m missing out on seeing you and @stephengrahamjones.com and @meganabbott.bsky.social and @louberney.bsky.social and others. Wearing my Weasel Plume Protection Society tee in virtual support. You guys look great!

LAX is only the first circle of hell. If you want the full experience, try changing planes at Charles de Gaulle, or Charles de Hell.

Low key Yoongi with his arms around Jin, JK and Joon: They all mine.