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It’s TACO Tuesday Day 53, and the meter is still running.

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four seasons total dumbfuckery: Donny blows up Iran negotiations with his own reckless mouth Dear Leader always makes things worse for himself

here's today's post: "four seasons total dumbfuckery: Donny blows up Iran negotiations with his own reckless mouth" — Dear Leader always makes things worse for himself.
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Ohhh I am so calling them the Liquor Cabinet from now on. Priceless.

Preznit Fuckwit throws a shit-fit, gets banned from the bunker Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran

here's today's post: "a deranged Preznit Fuckwit screams at aides for hours — and ends up banned from the bunker."
Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran.
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Why Consumers are F*cked Trump's Never-ending War and Trump's Never-ending Tariffs are pushing up Never-ending price increases

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Pulp Fiction Sermons, Raccoon Dicks, and Breaching Protocol The Three Stooges of a Tequila-Soaked, Competence-Allergic Shitshow

“Because what we are dealing with here is what happens when The Hangover and Bachelor Party raw dog in the back of a conversion van at a Nickelback concert, have a baby, and then let that baby be raised by Roseanne Barr and Rob Schneider…”

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who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all? Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can

here's today's post: "who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all?"
Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can!
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The Endless Grift You keep waiting for the spell to break, for the curtain to drop, for the people still clapping in the cheap seats to finally look up and realize the stage is on fire and the magician has been picking...

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It’s a Family Affair Let’s stop pretending this is complicated.

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MAGA’S Sudden “Morality” Act Is Bullshit—and We All Know It You don’t get to cosplay morality while shielding a sexual abuser.

MAGA sure as shit doesn’t get to pearl clutch now.

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this week in stupid: April 18 edition Preznit Fuckwit stands his ground, Caitlyn Jenner comes around, and so much more...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 18 edition" — Preznit Fuckwit stands his ground, Caitlyn Jenner comes around, and so much more...
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Pope Leo has had just about enough of Preznit Fuckwit’s shit truth and light vs darkness and filth

here's today's post: "Pope Leo has had just about enough of Preznit Fuckwit’s shit" — truth and light vs darkness and filth.
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If you'd like to go back to the prosperity of the 1950s, Tax the rich and corporations, as they should be taxed, support Unions for fair wages & vote Liberal.
With thanks to Jeff Tiedrich for the quote.

Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery the stupid is off the charts

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Dancer, Texas Pop 81 should be on the list!

“Doctor” My Ass Donald Trump thinks we’re all f’ng idiots

Doctor my ass
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Couchfuck McGee speaks to an empty arena. try not to laugh JD Vance lectures the Pope. hilarity ensues.

here's today's post: "Couchfuck McGee speaks to an empty arena. try not to laugh" — JD Vance lectures the Pope. hilarity ensues.
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

Doctor Jesus heals Donny’s dementia, and other things that never happened the most Dear Leader thinks we're all as stupid as he is

here's today's post: "Doctor Jesus heals Donny’s dementia, and other things that never happened the most" — Dear Leader thinks we're all as stupid as he is.
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holy shit! Preznit Fuckwit depicts himself as Jesus, and MAGA actually melts down and Hungary sends its fascist packing

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The MAGA Meltdown Is Here—and It’s Goddamn Glorious They built the monster, fed it for years, and now it’s turning around and eating every last one of them alive.

Let them fight. 🍿
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a very necessary mental health break but also some stuff about Donny Dumbfuck and his sewer clowns

in today's post: Donny yells at another female reporter, and Couchfuck McGee and Jared deliberately blow up their Iran peace talks.
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this week in stupid: April 11 edition Donny Dumbfuck flies it, Jesse Watters lies it, and so much more...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 11 edition" — Donny Dumbfuck flies it, Jesse Watters lies it, and so much more...
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Wet, Wet Water trump signed an executive order lifting restrictions on how much water can be used by shower heads, saying his administration would “make America’s showers great again.” I’m not kidding.

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🤣😂😃

Melania no have dead pedo bestie, insists Melania what the fuck was that all about?

here's today's post: "Melania no have dead pedo bestie, insists Melania" — what the fuck was that all about?
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If you’ve ever been on the receiving end of an abuser’s fist, you know this tone and posture immediately.
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oh, dear! Preznit Fuckwit’s ceasefire is already going fuckity-bye that was fast.

here's today's post: "oh, dear! Preznit Fuckwit’s ceasefire is already going fuckity-bye" — that was fast.
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