89 candles would have set off the sprinklers, so we settled for one — and one perfect slice of cake (with @bradtakei.bsky.social on ice cream duty). Thank you to every friend, fan, and fellow traveler who has made these 89 years such a joyous voyage.
Not off to a great start
Meta just paid the lowest effective federal tax rate in its history.
Thanks to tax breaks and loopholes, it avoided $13.7B in 2025 federal income taxes.
But now it's planning to lay off 10% of its global workforce (8,000 people) by May 20 — with more job cuts later this year.
Trickle down hoax.
Sen. Jack Reed to Warsh as he dodges questions about divesting his assets: "Excuse me. I must commend you on the way you can circularly go around questions and not answer them. It's a skill. Unfortunately it's not a good skill for the chairman of the Fed."
PM Carney - "There are some who say there's no need for a comprehensive plan. They believe we should wait it out in the hope that the United States will return to normal. That the good old days will come back. But hope isn't a plan and nostalgia is not a strategy." #cdnpoli
Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.
In a nutshell. 😊
This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
He might as well answer in Russian.
I have been stalked twice in my life. Once at 21yo while I was in the military and couldn't "just go live somewhere else."
Again, when I was 40-year-old, they even screwed a board across my storm door, so I couldn't open it. I lived 26 miles from town. I was raped. #METOO
Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
What the actual fuck….
We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.
Mossad has been HACKED by Iranian ‘Anonymous’ group
Hackers claim to have access to all databases, laboratories, and blueprints of Israeli weapons.
The group also published video proof with documents and photos belonging to Israeli officials and scientists.
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POILIEVRE IS SUCH A LIAR:
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The oligarch from Etobicoke. Time to send him packing.
What happens when you vote for the leopards eating my face party.
A traitor to both his party and his country.
We should be learning from other countries...
More outstanding work by The Great Jessica Tarlov.
"The masters of war pretend not to know that it takes only a moment to destroy, yet a lifetime is often not enough to rebuild. They turn a blind eye to the fact that billions of dollars are spent on killing and devastation, yet the resources needed for healing, education and restoration are nowhere to be found." -Pope Leo XIV
Mark Rufalo warns Congress against the Paramount-WBD merger:
"You don't have to watch 'Citizen Kane' or read '1984' to understand that the concentrated oligarchic control this merger represents is a threat to a free press, an informed populace & democracy itself."
www.youtube.com/live/xETe83T...
BREAKING: We just won our antitrust trial against LiveNation and Ticketmaster.
Live Nation has raked in billions in profits from an illegal monopoly that coerces venues, restricts artists, and exploits fans.
This is a massive win in the fight for fairness for local venues, artists, and fans.
France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.
Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars
The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.
Why aren't we doing this?
Amazon will pay $20.5 million to settle allegations that two of its Oregon data centers helped contaminate groundwater.
This is exactly why communities across the country are organizing to stop data centers — and winning.
Never doubt your power to change the system.
Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files
Release the #epsteinfiles
