OMFG I am dead

these guys need to be writing for snl

They own this. Whatever disasters continue to unfold belong not to the president and his Cabinet alone, but to the entire Republican Party.

Yep... just block the blockade

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want Trump: deal! FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

Hard Reality, Straight Up.
Trump Lost.
America Lost.
Israel Lost.
Iran Won

… & Won Big.

You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.

Wow! Tough guy!

US:

1 month ago: "90% of Iranian missile launchers are destroyed!"

2 weeks ago: 70% of Iranian missile launchers are destroyed!"

Today: "Half Iranian missile launchers destroyed!"

At this rate the US is building Iranian missile launchers for Iran within two weeks.

Listened to an interview with Josh Owens, a former contributor to Alex Jones’ Infowars. His assignment was to film someone dressed as a member of ISIS easily crossing the Mexico border. Problem? Border Patrol stopped them. So they filmed at a river not on the border. And got over a million views.

There are a lot of countries that allow birthright citizenship, but there is only one stupid enough to make you president.

Contrary to the beliefs of the fascist regime in power, squads of paramilitary thugs brutalizing and abducting working people does not reduce crime. Prosperity does.

Shark attacks in cornfields

This is like outlawing shark attacks in cornfields.

Republicans are threating us with a competent administration.

Marc Murphy, Louisville Courier-Journal

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac said it years ago… and here we are.

The Pentagon is now asking for an additional $200 BILLION for this war.

We always find the money for war.

But when it comes to housing, healthcare, or feeding people? Suddenly it’s crickets.

Apocalypse (Any Day) Now Who is the Antichrist, anyway? And why is Peter Thiel so obsessed with him?

open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...

To the citizens of Iran…I just want to say this: He was never going to do this to help you, or make your lives better. He isn’t capable of thinking or feeling about others. It was always about the resources in your country. He will kill as many of you as needed…and then some…to get those resources.

It's never been about affordability. It's ALWAYS been about priorities.

Too stupid not to announce what the SAVE Act is *really* all about.

Funny, how Donald Trump only listens to good advice when someone *else* is president.

So when Donald Trump, famed for his incisive knowledge of intelligence, has a *hunch* that the US has prevailed, we will all *imagine* that Iran has unconditionally surrendered.

These are not serious, competent, or responsible people.

Yes, ICE and ISIS sound the same, but they are different. They are state-sponsored terrorists sponsored by different states.

So, it was Iran? Not China? Not Venezuela? Not the radical left?

We are living inside the minute-by-minute delusions of a madman.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

MAGA decided long ago that US troops shouldn't have to die for Ukrainian democracy when they can die for Israeli autocracy instead

Word!

Why does Trump attack unions so much?

Because he and the oligarchs backing him know that labor’s collective power far outweighs their own power — and that terrifies them.

Watch.

Of course we won't see it! It was never the plan.