A screenshot of Outlook on a dark background. The subject line reads, "You f***er!!!!" followed by four exclamation marks. Below the subject, there is a circular pink profile icon containing a white logo. The sender's name and email address are heavily distorted and unreadable. The timestamp indicates the message was sent on "Saturday, 30 March 2019 at 2:19 pm." Below this, a "Show Details" link is visible in blue. In the body of the email, the text is mostly distorted, but the word "CEO" is clearly visible above a garbled website URL ending in ".uk"

won’t ever regret spring loaded glitterbombing the shit out of him when we were on slightly better terms but no one has deserved it more from me (this was his reaction)

ew, found out a toxic former boss got an MBE this year (no, I’m not connecting with him on LinkedIn but he’s exactly the sort of person you know would put it in his title on there)

Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

I mean, I /do/ have a 127 page slide PowerPoint presentation ready to go if by ‘party’ you mean “listen to me talk about my special interest for 30 minutes”

Welcome! This week seems to be diagnosis week for my Bluesky feed 🎉

Tbh, I think I probably developed asthma as my mother ran a Thai restaurant in a pub in the early 00s, pre-smoking ban… No one smoked at home but being exposed to dozens of people’s secondhand smoke almost every night for years is probably what did it

This is the thing! If ETH47 works as expected it could be very cool and stop colds worsening asthma symptoms clinicaltrials.gov/study/NCT070...

Finally got on this asthma clinical trial so my chronic condition, only diagnosed last year, is essentially paying for my citizenship 🎉 It’s a double blind trial but fingers crossed I got the drug that’s meant to help with the cold symptoms because it’s going to be a miserable week otherwise 🤞

it’s now objectively funny I work in COMMUNICATIONS of all things (and that after being forced to view my Eleanor slides the doctor was like, “okay, I think we can make the diagnosis now…”)

Wooooooooo! I got diagnosed yesterday too 🎉

A colleague of mine just left and I generally liked him as a person but any time I’d ask him to write anything I’d have to go back and ask him to edit it to make it sound more like a human wrote it because he used Gemini for EVERYTHING 😭

That noise. Fuck it!

We’ll Be the Change That Works for You - Single, The LD Community Choir, 12 March 2010

☠️ The bar in political music is already very low

I’m getting sudden flashbacks of the Lib Dem choir in 2010…

the main bonus of this diagnosis is probably not feeling like such a fraud wearing the sunflower lanyard or asking for a seat when I’m overwhelmed because I’ve mostly been rawdogging life so far 🙃

the penne opticon

No, I appreciate it! I literally just fell out with someone recently who kept using their autism as an excuse for them essentially being a dick so I’m hyperaware haha

Yeah, I was specifically told ASD Level 1 instead of that name so I will keep using that 😆 I’m also weird enough with everything else without having to use it as an excuse haha though I have met the sort of people you mean

a woman in a suit stands in front of a sign that says this moi Alt: Liz Lemon points to herself and the text overlayed says “this moi”

to the surprise of no one here who has seen my Eleanor collection, guess who is now officially autistic to add to the dyspraxia and ADHD? And yes, I made the assessor see my slides which is probably why the assessment took less than 45 minutes instead of the full two hours 😆

Sorry guys, I fucked up. I opened up the strait of hormel instead and now there's chili all over the entire middle east. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do about it. Please don't be mad at me

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

$180 new, but set the right alerts for the secondary market sites and wait for the hype to die down and it will drop! Okay, good, I can mostly go into it without going “so what would happen if I collected all the outfits this one character wears that aren’t medical scrubs?”

Question before I start watching it: are there any good outfits in there that will send me into a rabbit hole of needing to find them all? Asking because I probably can’t financially afford another obsession 😆

The people who have most trouble with pronouns are almost certainly the same people who use "myself" when they mean "I" or "me".

I bought these months ago so girl maths says they’re free because I haven’t had access to them until now but there are So Many Options

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I have so many new Eleanor Shellstrop and Lizzie Bennet outfits to talk about, where do I even start? 😱

Rammi wearing a cream-coloured dress with a bold, abstract floral print in black and navy blue. Over the dress, she wears a dark navy blue cropped cardigan featuring a thick ribbed shawl collar and a chunky cable-knit pattern on the sleeves. Rammi has vibrant pink hair, translucent cat-eye glasses, and purple lipstick.

Lizzie Bennet from The Lizzie Bennet Diaries. She is wearing the identical outfit seen in the previous image: a cream dress with a black and navy blue graphic floral pattern, layered under a dark navy cable-knit cardigan with a ribbed shawl collar.

So the lovely @neilesque.com picked up my items for me from New York which I’m gonna hyperfixate on for days now, so first up is this outfit from my Lizzie Bennet sidequest! (Got impatient and bought the dress ages ago but this shrug was only available on Poshmark)

“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

Yes, resist the AI for as long as possible! I thankfully set my Siri to Thai and because Apple doesn’t give a fuck about my language Apple Intelligence is not available, woooooo

😭😭😭