This is going quintuple platinum when Duke loses to Creighton

You're lonely? Pick up golf Tee times are the pathways to companionship

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I knew it was bullshit the minute they trotted out Spoken Word Common in a turtleneck to shill for it

Twitter: here’s a For You page of things you like

X: would you like to be radicalized to the right wing or are you very horny?

This like somebody posting fitness progress pics and got bigger instead

My son: daddy! I went potty!

Me: good job!

Son: I have a surprise too. Close your eyes!

How it feels walking into a surprise from a toddler:

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

Bluesky needs to allow you to sync your contacts to find people to follow because the only sensible option now is to tweet your profile

Wondering if golf twitter will migrate to here but the Venn diagram between golfers and folks okay with twitter being a right wing grift is almost a single circle

Alright a new APP