I can promise you haven't read a Bigfoot book like this before.

"Ladies and gentlemen, now taking our main stage! The one... the only... Caesar Nevercalls!"

Hey, we're going! Hope to see some of you wonderful people there. Come say hello, we'll have Trollbreath pins!

Lord of the Avengers, starring Samuel L. Jackson.

"I have had it with these motherfucking ring wraiths on the mother fucking Pelennor fields!" - Gandalf the Purple, wielding his staff with the words Bad Motherfucker carved in the shaft.

You guys looked smashing. Also, his shoes are, as Ferris would say, "choice."

"Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?" - Henry 2nd

"Pope Leo is Weak on Crime!" - Don Drumpf 1st

"Has he even said Thank You yet?" - VD Jance 0st

In Like a Lion, Out Like a Chillier Lion... - Trollbreath Magazine March

Reviewing our March submissions queue and how Spring is not yet progressing in north east New England.

magazine.trollbreath.com/in-like-a-li...

Excellent summary, I think you nailed it.

Congrats to all the authors whose stories were chosen! This is such a great yearly anthology and it's always fantastic to see it returning again.

So, I know a lot of folks on here are confused why Maine is likely to vote Platner into office. You've heard "Nazi tattoo! Horrible comments about rape!" All true, too.

This helps explain it. Solid reporting here by the Maine Monitor, digging into all sides.

themainemonitor.org/graham-platn...

The video is now out! Please like and comment and do all the things!

"Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?"

(yes, they actually did a reboot of the phone) 🙃

The crew of Artemist II splashes down safely.

Splash down! Safe!

Congratulations Integrity!

Yeah, that made me a little antsy... "come on chutes... you can do it chutes... get out there... get, get, get!"

Everything has gone so smoothly with this mission and they're almost home now. So amazing.

One of my earliest memory is watching Apollo 17 splash down. I must have been all of five.

NASA's Dragonfly mission getting some ink in SciAm:

How to Write a Fat Character (Ft Your Fave Fat Creators) YouTube video by Mainely Mandy

This is excellent, I highly recommend you check it out. Mandy brought together some really great guests to discuss the topic.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUhW...

Welcome to another Free Fiction Friday!

Today we have a haunting story of exploration and connection, with "The Ghosts of Rouyi," by V. Zixin.

magazine.trollbreath.com/ghosts-of-ro...

Pandas are not real. Pandas found in the wild are just people wearing panda costumes that have been handed down generation to generation. There are whole families who are dedicated to "living the panda life."

Parks & Rec was a little bit better than The Office overall and contained a more hopeful and kind message. Other than how they treated Gary/Jerry/Larry/Terry Gergich of course.

It does not raise suspicions when someone no one was suspicious about suddenly holds a press conference to talk about how they've done nothing wrong and people need to stop talking about them when no one is.

Yep, that sure doesn't raise any questions at all. Not a one....

It's. The. Best!

Audience: "A greaser from the freezer! A bat out of hell!"

*queue motorcycle crashing through ice*

The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975 Hot Patootie YouTube video by Wildfire32277

Yeah, totally lost, watching the whole movie now. Trollbreath Radio is now Rocky Horror Radio for the rest of the afternoon!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUB...

The Rocky Horror Picture Show "Sweet Transvestite" (1975) - (4K) YouTube video by VideoXL

I got TOTALLY derailed by Rocky Horror!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWoY...

Crash Test Dummies - Superman's Song (Official Video) YouTube video by CrashTestDummiesVEVO

I just love this song. Came about before Superman died in the comics, so was prescient, although it's actually a message about the death of leftist ideals (Superman) while laissez-faire capitalism (Tarzan) rejects the notion of society (let alone helping it).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeyh...

Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (Official Video) YouTube video by CrashTestDummiesVEVO

Time for an afternoon of Trollbreath radio, starting with this absolute banger from 1993, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, by the Crash Test Dummies.

Yep, this is some of the shit I listened to and loved. Going to listen to their Superman song next.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTeg...

After $6B data center plan, Festus voters oust every incumbent council member A week after a controversial vote to approve rules for a CRG Clayco data center, anti-data center candidates ousted half of the Festus City Council.

People do not want these. Period. This one is in Missouri, but In every state (including here in Maine) citizens are demanding government stop supporting data center construction, and they are voting out politicians who ignore them.

www.stlpr.org/government-p...

How Are Pandas Not Extinct 😭 YouTube video by Animal Facts Pod

Real pandas just look like people dressing up in panda costumes and pretending to be pandas. I don't think real pandas ever existed, it's been a running joke for centuries now. Panda costumes are handed down generation to generation.

www.youtube.com/shorts/2DMkn...

Absolutely, and the entire mission has been a real tribute to the Apollo era. I can't wait to see what's next (and grab a few more of the amazing photos they keep posting).

Has to start with the cabinet and the vice president. Very unlikely any of those sycophants would do that.