The worst Republican ghouls live in NOVA and they are seething right now.

Cf. the Bezos Post, "Republicans gerrymandering in Texas is fine, actually" b/w "Democrats gerrymandering in Virginia is a threat to democracy"

Checking “Not an organ donor” at the DMV because I actually need all of my organs embalmed and placed into little jars so that I can be judged properly by Anubis in the Hall of Ma’at.

I see you know your judo well.

CAPTAIN BRITAIN: What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski are very concerned.

Checking “Not an organ donor” at the DMV because I actually need all of my organs embalmed and placed into little jars so that I can be judged properly by Anubis in the Hall of Ma’at.

JEDI LAWYER: Qui-Gon bought WHAT on Tatooine?

OBI-WAN: I can supply the receipt.

LAWYER: That doesn’t make it ok!

YODA: The Chosen One the child is.

JEDI LAWYER: One: I don’t know what the fuck that means. Two: the backwards talk? They’re going to rip you apart on the stand. Cut that shit out.

dude you couldn’t even beat bone spurs, much less the Viet Cong

“Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever.”

NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD,WEARING A BERET, SHADES AND SPORTING A GOATEE SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER

NO
DRAB
GAB
TUESDAY

Tim Apple replaced by John Apple

JEDI LAWYER: Qui-Gon bought WHAT on Tatooine?

OBI-WAN: I can supply the receipt.

LAWYER: That doesn’t make it ok!

YODA: The Chosen One the child is.

JEDI LAWYER: One: I don’t know what the fuck that means. Two: the backwards talk? They’re going to rip you apart on the stand. Cut that shit out.

ME: Karl, any insights on the state of things in 2026?

MARX: Garfield represents the rapaciousness of the bourgeoisie, stealing the lasagna from the mouths of the proletariat.

MARX: Soon, Odie and the workers will develop class consciousness and wipe away the feline tyrant.

ME: Fucking knew it.

The 2006 remake of The Wicker Man

I know there’s an argument that it’s so bad it’s good (or that it was supposed to be intentionally campy), but it’s just bad. Offensively bad. The original is brilliant folk horror that plays on Britain’s pagan past; the remake is Nic Cage with a face full of bees.

greatest city in the world

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Can neither confirm nor deny that I have a folder of reference images for potential design purposes.

Him being a character created by
Thomas and Ordway for Infinity, Inc. but shelved AND being a gay male anti-hero who uses his Golden Age supervillainess mother’s stuff is just like a truly fascinating concept, to me.

Revisiting recent JSA stuff for…reasons…and if there are no Harlequin’s Son fans left in the world, then I’m dead etc.

So? I’ve done over 20 triathlons, and I’d like to see some godless calculator triumphantly puke in the bushes after swimming in the Potomac

ME: Karl, any insights on the state of things in 2026?

MARX: Garfield represents the rapaciousness of the bourgeoisie, stealing the lasagna from the mouths of the proletariat.

MARX: Soon, Odie and the workers will develop class consciousness and wipe away the feline tyrant.

ME: Fucking knew it.

There are definitely things and people I miss from Twitter but, my god, every time I peek back in there…

Yeah, I’m good.

Every time.

'Voidscarred', another one for Games Workshop/Black Library! I used to collect Eldar, so naturally this one was super cool to paint for them.

Re “crooked businessmen”: Lex Luthor as an evil billionaire and corporate raider is a post-Crisis/post-1985 change.

He’s an archetypal mad scientist for most of his pre-Crisis history.

Trying out a medieval art style.
#wolf #werewolf #animals #canine #sketch

KON-EL: Do you have any stories about our family on Krypton?

SUPERGIRL: Our Uncle Gar-El was kind of cool. He and his roommate Kyl-E were florists in Kandor.

KON-EL: Oh! That’s-

SUPERGIRL: I could never figure out why those two nice guys never found the right gals. Darnedest thing.

KON-EL:…ok.

By Rao that would be obnoxious.

Could not imagine being a gay guy living through the fall of Superman’s home world of Krypton.

I really wouldn’t want my last moments before the planet explodes to be in a Kryptonopolis gay bar ($10 cover), arguing with Brad-El over whether Char-Le’s new holotape, Kandor Heights, is a toot or boot.