come on man.

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

ATTENTION
ATTENTION
WE HAVE THE ALEX INCEST PATCH

Star Trek: Resurgence is being delisted (no date mentioned, likely imminent/soon) steamcommunity.com/games/265394...

$24.99:
Steam store.steampowered.com/app/2653940/...
US PSN store.playstation.com/en-us/search...
$19.99 US eShop www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Xbox already delisted

"the empire is at war with Persia and the Pope" calendar page turns to January 1054

I miss when computers had unambiguous rocker switches for power switches.
It's not the same having to reach behind my computer to turn it off

If you can't eat pancakes without syrup, you don't like pancakes - you like syrup. Just drink the syrup, pervert

The same goes for anything that traditionally is dipped or slathered in sauce

Sorry, just misquoting Sally Ride's response to the 100 tampons Nasa wanted to send with her

That's the wrong number

Right? Like, it's never been easier to *not* play a specific video game, but when shit like this comes out everyone acts like it's completely unavoidable

Same. There's some Gen Z slang I like a lot ("crash out" is excellent), but that particular one is fucking terrible

People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not firebomb a Walmart

Every single loser criticizing No Kings looks like this to me

looking good Mr President

Also, there's a point when learning experimental new techniques where you have to learn when *not* to use them

A retro dialogue box from Star Trek V saying: I HAVE BEEN, AND ALWAYS SHALL BE, AN ALLY.

#TransRights

海女, 海士, and 海人 are all read あま and mean female diver, male diver, and any old gender diver respectively. Sometimes I think Japanese is trolling me.

Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran

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We come to this place for magic.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

I fear that today will be a discourse day

had to make this games industry compilation after hearing digital foundry's really bad response to the dlss 5 backlash

HAPPY "THE WHOLE PLOT OF THE ZERO ESCAPE GAMES STARTS TODAY" DAY

the one and only that will be

watch out for snails

Never played Mixed Up Mother Goose, but video games peaked with Mixed Up Fairy Tales

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

I think that's still the most upset I've ever been about a series getting cancelled

My 3x3 grid of my favorite games: Outer Wilds; Doom + Doom II; Disco Elysium; Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance; Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness; Deltarune; King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow; Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time; Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.

My 9 favorite games at this particular moment, I guess: my9games.com

None of this would be happening if Mega Man Legends 3 hadn't been canceled