everyone is like “ew” when I’m having depression symptoms but my husband can neglect himself into serious diseases and everyone feels sooooo bad for him :( :( poor guy it’s not like he was told he was eminently prediabetic 5 years ago and made no effort to stop eating bullshit :( :( :(

My husband is just willingly acquiring type 2 diabetes it’s Awesome

I took care of my 5 month old nephew today and basically I’m going to kill myself if I don’t have another baby

They disappeared big Sean

It’s going to be so sad when I stop getting hotter as I age

It was so kind of our reptilian overlords to give us such a dreamy patsy

Accidentally smoked that shit that makes you mournful and lonesome

Dumb Hoe sun, Sad Bitch moon, Dumb Bitch rising 🥀

Pancakes are weak limp wimps compared to the superior crunchy waffle

chaos magick for mentally ill housewives

Me!

Focusing on myself, my health and fitness rn but less in a motivational uplifted girlboss way and more in a somber and kinda grueling This is what must be done to survive way

My husband and his buddies talk on the phone while they’re actively pooping so often that I have to assume it’s erotic

Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say

Everyone is leaving out that sza is also drakes ex, this was so brutal for him

*playing the victim* I’m the victim

*me dropping hints that I’ve seen Kendrick Lamar in concert* you know? I’ve seen Kendrick Lamar in concert

*flirting* do you want to see a picture of the scabs on my ear drum

Now the algorithm thinks I’m pregnant. The modern hysterical pregnancy

taylor swift's boyfriend lost the super bowl

Literally hell

yearning on it crazy style

i'm getting word that it's over

The thought “I think you should be skinned alive” comes a little too easily to me

Getting too high and getting viscerally scared to open facebook

I relate to Chappell the most but I’m not even a little gay (🥀) so who am I to suggest such a thing

I find my tinnitus peaceful

I WILL keep joy and horniness in my heart at all costs 😤

It’s all giving very 8 of swords vibes rn