Just looking at the new food pyramid really makes me want to order a pizza. Which is about healthy as JKR Jr.

It gets a heck of a lot crazier in part 3.

This is the way.

Get an Android.

The last thing you see before waking up in the emergency room.

Pete Hegseth replaces first woman to lead US naval academy with Marine Corps general Yvette Davids, who took the role in January 2024, will be succeeded by Michael Borgschulte

Why?

a woman is playing a game of shoot here with stuffed animals Alt: a woman is playing a game of shoot here with stuffed animals

turning on the bidet and it's aimed just right

Glory Loomer.

She is more like a glory hole.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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Wheres Waldo Spaghettios? Is that just a can of sauce with one spaghettio in it?

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.

While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.

This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

I wonder how many of the 3.5% are actually ready to do more than protest.

I heard it was Chik-Fil-A.

The cutest thing ever

I am not far away in San Diego so if they need anything let me know.

☠️

Phallocentric was my nickname in prison.

Have you seen any Veo 3 video compilations yet?

Chocolate + Tea = Better Blood Pressure? Scientists Reveal Surprising Results Tea and chocolate could be heart-healthy hacks, helping blood pressure and circulation naturally.

Sign me up!

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That season 2 finale of Rehearsal is something else.

So. Are. We.

It will probably kill less people than Kaiser.

Pope Tuna IV

Shame!

FBI arrests Wisconsin judge and accuses her of obstructing immigration enforcement Judge Hannah Dugan was apprehended in the courthouse where she works after being accused of helping a man evade authorities

They are arresting judges now. :-/

I think this simulation is broken.

Dear Bluesky, when I click See Less on wrestling posts, I really really really mean it. Please fix your algorithm.

Some folks have Kool aid, some folks have wine.