idk man now that i’m married i might fuck around and dive back into the same ol’ disorder with a new twist or sth

(the twist is just not calorie counting bc that just makes me eat more somehow)

and also i feel stupid as shit for crashing all the way out about place cards.

but girl why the fuck did you literally lie to me

like we had a FULL convo LAST WEEK where i was like “should i get little stands or something for these so when people move them, they know to keep them out so staff can see them?”

and she said “honestly it’s fine if they’re not visible, because we have a list of everyone’s meals anyways.” BUT NOW

hi sorry i’ve been mia, just planning a wedding and if i also think about my body i will implode

anyways. our coordinator has been telling us for LITERAL YEARS that it was ok to put namecards on top of napkins on top of plates.

tell me why tf she just told us TWO WEEKS OUT that we can’t do that.

today on “weird hills i will absolutely die on”

totally understand that sometimes you have to put a device in front of your kid.

make them wear headphones.

currently avoiding spoilers for a movie i wanted to watch bc the kid in front of me on the train is watching it at full volume??

4. I finally picked out my wedding nails a few weeks ago and was VERY excited to just order them right away, but thought it would be smart to order the sizing kit first. Sizing kit arrived today, i go to order the actual set and as of TODAY the shop is no longer shipping to the US bc of tariffs.

3. the very cool and unique photo location that we fully had reserved and booked for our wedding photos just announced they’re closing two weeks before. currently waiting to see if they even bother to contact us about this.

2. cvs and my drs office sent me on a gd goose chase to get my prescription, which included sending me a text about how cvs can’t refill it bc my insurance won’t cover it until NOVEMBER? went in to just pay for it myself – it was filled and covered no prob. the text system is just malfunctioning. tf

i keep having shitty workdays, and it ends up meaning that i sleep in late, and by the time my husband gets back from work im back on the couch, laying down again.

i hope he doesn’t think i’m boring or lazy. i’m just tired.

maybe i should start drinking my coffee after work instead

mind you, these same exact women are somehow capable of posting on facebook multiple times a day. one of them does business via FB live at least once a week.

and they collectively could not make ONE google search??

crashing out about wedding stuff again what else is new

my mom sends me a text just now “can you help me your aunt needs hotel ideas close to your [venue].”

…you’re telling me that two separate adults could not figure out how to make a google search? “hotels near [venue]” done.

was just curious to see if anyone makes hair removal gloves and ts is taking me OUT

forced my tt algo to start showing me high-protein, low cal recipe ideas again and i’m so excited.

just had some cottage cheese caprese toast, sliced some cucumber to have in a spicy tuna bowl tomorrow, and bought some snacking peppers to dip into a cottage cheese buffalo chicken dip! 🥰

shower’s this weekend and she - just now at like 10pm - hit me with both “i’m so nervous to be seen by so many people i don’t know” and “feeling lost bc [MIL] has done so much to help and i didn’t do as much…”

1. you are 60, figure it out.
2. you could have offered to help sooner than 3 DAYS out??

hi chat my mom’s making my wedding about herself again

as much as i do not care, it is a little bit embarrassing to be out on the porch in my hair mask + cap with my shorts hiked up to even out my tan while my neighbors whole family is out in the pool where they can clearly see me

still looking for wedding shoes, and i just received a pair that has – i shit you not – the FULL IMPRINT OF SOMEONE’S DIRTY FEET 😭😭😭

i did not get any cards because their site is ass

hasthag summer
hashtag aesthetic
yes i am waiting in line for pokémon cards lol

had to get routine bloodwork today and they charged me $2.14.

which honestly just feels rude at that point? what do yall need TWO DOLLARS for lmao

i can never remember if i’ve caught yall up on this, but for context:

she always brings her dog over, our dogs bark at each other (bc they are dogs and that makes sense), and then she starts glaring over the fence and huffing and puffing like our lil 40lb dog is some sort of evil untrained demon.

it’s literally fully cloudy with guaranteed rain, and my neighbor’s daughter (who is absolutely just using her for her pool) is for some reason still here to ruin my day??

help why is my tt feed in spanish 😭😭

so anyways, guess who found the exact same shirt on amazon for $15, and is going to teach herself how to hand-embroider rq? 😁

more dumb wedding junk (i have no friends irl to yap to about this, sorry)

i saw a cute embroidered button-up that I really liked on etsy, and asked the seller if she could do my new last name (it’s not long). “no did you even read the listing? I ONLY DO MONOGRAMS.”

the listing does not say this.

i’ve been doing ab exercises all morning, bc they seemed super easy and i was getting a lot of reps in. but now my shit HURTS oml 😭😭😭

annoyed about collarbones today

1. i’ve been in a binge-starve cycle for how many YEARS, and you’re telling me all it took was three weeks of little baby hand weight exercises for these fuckers to pop out?????

2. criminally unfair that some people aren’t even trying and have visible collarbones tf

i want to peel off my face mask all in one go bc it’ll be so satisfying, but the nose part is dry and itchyyyy ahhhh

“I’m gonna get outside more and really connect with nature!”

nature lately: ☀️🔥🪰🖕🏼

(it’ll BE fun* sorry, just woke up lol)

i’m just a little nervous bc it’s been hot af out, and i’ll be a little further away from home now.