*god creating shrimp
“You’re gonna be nice little fellows, little swimmerets, put your eyes this way so you can’t see where your going, gonna be delicious, even humans are gonna want to eat you—hmm, hold up lets put a little bloody spike right here hiding in your tail…”
A federal employee asked ICE to detain and deport a widow so he could gain the inheritance of her late husband’s house, per a probate judge. At 85 years old, the widow was not likely the “worst of the worst” ICE claims it targets. @mclem.org @douglasrivlin.bsky.social
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Trump's war in Iran has forced Americans to pay over $8 billion more at the pump.
So naturally, his priority is to bail out his family's business partners in a foreign country.
Cry about it nerd
Netanyahu claimed last week that Magyar invited him to Hungary.
Today Magyar said that Netanyahu will be arrested if he enters Hungary:
“I made it clear to the Israeli PM — we will not back down... If a state is an ICC member and a person who is wanted enters that territory, they must be detained”
Love to promise things by EOD. Who can say when the day ends, really?
Lmfao
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
A couple of months ago I got all smart glasses banned company wide based off a local policy I made at our branch due to safety. Felt so good for all the chuds to cry about it lol
trumps face screaming photoshopped onto that one lady with the striped shirt pointing a tiny gun at protesters
Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell
"and neither will you"
smooth move exlax
America is losing a talented researcher today.
Rümeysa Öztürk, whose abduction by masked men prompted a search and her eventual release by ICE, has returned to Turkey. She wants to resume a career without "state-imposed violence and hostility."
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/04/17/m...
Drywall Eating Simulator - our short'n'sweet game about getting so mad at people that you have to eat drywall - is on sale for 20% off until April 24th!
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Deal
dEal
DeAl
DeaL
Going to trade school to become an Assman
Looks like what I imagined a yeerk looked like when I was a kid
i'm honestly impressed by the trump admin's ability to find the perfect crank for every occasion. whenever they want to do something stupid and reckless they're able to identify and track down the perfect weird dope whose life's work it is to enable them. it's their only demonstrated competency
Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").
Has anyone calculated the chance of a J6er being convicted of sex crimes vs the general population? It's gotta be like 10,000% higher
(at the spheres museum) is there a point to any of this
(me, struggling to carry enormous novelty gavel)
my lawyer: i thought we agreed you'd leave that in the car
my big butt cheeks are full of ideology
Guy named Fuck Machine
Every time someone corrects my vocabulary it just makes me think fewer of them.
Me, having a stroke: call the ambulunz
You: are you having a stroke?
Me: by docgo, the ambulunz
I put my life force in his mom, I'm different
Trump making a face that looks a lot like the green goblin face saying “You know I'm something of a Jesus myself”
