there's an AI haters blocklist and I'm not on it :( guess that's because I don't post a lot about ontologically evil shit that pisses me off anymore

Oh I'm not yet that sucks

I know about 600 ppl at the local renfair who would kill this guy in under 8 seconds in a swordfight where only he had a sword

Magic Johnson owed so much gambling money to the mob, they made up the HIV story so he didnt rig games.

The “hostage” crew on the DB Cooper Flight (those still being held after leaving Seattle) were involved in the scheme with “Cooper” and he jumped a bit later on between Portland and Reno

the 1994 blue m&m election was rigged

My husband always needles me with "Avril Lavigne is dead" conspiracy.

That and Birds aren't real.

Powerball/Mega Millions don't actually have winners for those hundreds of millions of dollars draws. If those lotteries had real winners, I feel like we'd be stuck reading stories about one of them dating a Kardashian or buying a minority stake in the Mets and drunk dialing the players.

Cilla Black is actually alive in Spain

Hey

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

is that good

when furio giunta is not on screen, everybody should be asking, "where's furio?"

I have not seen many people discussing the fact that moon child looks like the Grinch

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Set an image that's a solid color

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

I know people who can start a fire with flint in under a minute

A FUCKING MINUTE

Happy Friday, here is a blow-up doll doing nine Canadian Destroyers on Kota Ibushi

I can't believe that Rick Devens shit paid off

Kirby with Super Mario's cap and mustache

A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"

Glad I picked up Side Story because it is a pleasure hearing Jack try to understand Toejam & Earl in 20 questions format
"Are they those two little sidescrolling creeps? Are they an astronaut and a worm? Is it queasy Rugrats?"

Wait hold on this sounds like a chick who likes what I like

inb4 you settle on the level of detail that makes it very obvious what kinks you're working through