As a Kentuckian, it's kinda funny watching every Republican candidate whore themselves out to an 80 year old incontinent pedophile.
"I'm Nate Morris and Trump daddy said I could lick his toes clean any day of the week"
Just so pathetic, you can't help but laugh.
The Mystery Slice has me reeling
A majority of voters were somehow convinced that this was the best choice we had. Unreal.
It's impossible to be angry about every single infuriating thing going on right now, but God dammit I'm trying
My theory is that Republican employ Gingrichian mad-libs in inverse proportion to the confidence they have in the popularity of their positions. Using three of more "contrasting words" consecutively is a rhetorical Hail Mary and suggests they know they are unpopular.
Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.
Yes, because that's what Israel has done in Gaza for the past 2.5 years except they violate their own ceasefires.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.
"Righteous hellfire will rain upon the infidels, Alhamdulilah"
78% of Israelis support the War with Iran, according to the Times of Israel.
Anywhere from 55-80% of Americans OPPOSE the War with Iran, according to various sources.
Fuck them, let them die for it not us.
www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260331-isr...
Deus vult ass motherfucker, he really thinks he's a goddamn templar on a crusade.
CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying
First, Trump boots critical outlets from the WH press pool, Hegseth drives reporters out of the Pentagon, and Trump's FCC Chair menaces networks. Now they launch a state‑run app for "no‑filter" news. This is them replacing a free press with a propaganda feed.
It's raining where I'm at and this morning, I actually saw it: a worm was in the road ahead of me when an early bird swooped down and got its ass.
"Mr. Buria [Hegseth's chief of staff] told Mr. Driscoll [Secretary of the Army] that President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events, the officials said."
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...
It would be if the President wasn't a dementia-addled pathological liar who shits himself.
The man has 7 bankruptcies, 30-something convicted felonies, and has cheated on all 3 of his wives with sex-trafficked children. I trust the people behind the Nigerian prince emails more than him.
I was in conversation with a friend yesterday, and I was struck by his (hitherto) sensible outlook being reduced to "the Jews do this, the Jews do that".
I had to keep interjecting "Netanyahu, not the Jews."
Bibi is no more the Jews, nor Israel, than FOTUS is America.
Keep that in focus.
To be clear, I don't think this is true or good to blame Jews, but the US is trying to make criticism of Israel legally defined as antisemitism, the Israelis use Jew as a demonym, and several pro-Israel Jewish orgs are running propaganda that makes it seem like Judaism is under attack *with Israel.*
The problem is that Israel conflates themselves with Judaism for this exact purpose. It's a tactic to divert criticism; I'm sure Netanyahu has no problem with the global body of Judaism taking hits on his behalf.
The US is complicit in this and that's why more and more people are abandoning nuance.
Fuck him, he can send his own people.
IO abilities really should be taken from the lay-officer. Mfs need to be trained to do these things, otherwise they just fuck it up (as is usually the case in my experience)
“No deporting US citizens” is a CONCESSION???
This is just God's Loophole but for war smh
In fairness, there are places that sell human breast milk for adult consumption. I think there's like a weird fitness subculture around it?
Anyways yeah, I also have questions about what the predator species eat because there's no way everyone's a vegan now.
Same energy.
The idea that our dementia-addled pedophile-in-chief is just buying shoes that don't fit for people is wild, BUT THE FACT THEY'RE OUT HERE WEARING THEM LIKE GOOD LITTLE SUBS IS HILARIOUS.
When I was 17, I'd put my keys on a fuckin sick lanyard from Hot Topic, then put the keys themselves in my pocket BUT leave the lanyard hanging out because I had to flex the trinket.
Anyways I'm turning 29 on Friday.