For some reason my brain always reads Patum Peperium as Patum Postpartum which in context is even more disturbing

Nope, I've definitely seen copies in WH Smith.

ukip tapenade

Jammy Fishpaste

18 now.

The Telegraph has run 16 stories in the past week about Gentleman's Relish ending production. I'm not sure what this tells us other than the obvious.

BBC Four - Tomorrow's World Live: For One Night Only, Dr Hannah Fry chats with Alana, a state-of-the-art communication robot The robot can converse naturally with humans — but was thwarted this time by BBC wifi.

This was eight years ago. Eight. Attention Is All You Need was already published and this is what we still believed was the cutting edge. Shit's changed quick.

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I find this kind of stuff deeply conflicting. For anyone who's older than Bulletproof by La Roux, it's amazing that computers can do this. Maybe it's not economically useful or creatively valuable but it's still amazing.

I'd not disagree, but so much as you go up the scale is taste not quality, and blend from a pub optic is usually fine in a way that a bottle of Greenall's very much isn't.

On average, expensive gin is better than cheaper gin, but cheaper whisky is better than expensive whisky.

I think he co-founded Breitbart News

called it btw

My dude, in blackjack each player plays independently against the house and splitting 8s on a dealer seven is the right move, what are you even trying to express here about geopolitics?

This is a personal account and it's two minutes before I'm on the clock so I have licence to say here and now that whenever the facts change, finance guys, particularly the American ones, can be real insufferable assholes.

Shilling snake oil and leaning into cosmic mumbo jumbo, you say?

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True, he has a "wifi routers are cooking our brains" type thing going on, like every other boomer on Facebook, but I'd consider that analogous to Trump's bits about wind turbines, sharks and batteries.

1. Famous in the before-times yet liked by no one you've ever met, meaning he must be liked by everyone you've never met.

2. Very few beliefs beyond a need to cast for popularity, married with butt-hurt megalomania and a desire for revenge against a liberal elite for belittling him.

3. Odd hair.

Btw, I very much enjoyed five-pints crossing into the mainstream, where I got to judge ignorant normies for assuming the correct number was previously four.

It's Noel Edmonds, of course it is.

.. yeah, I sent them to the murderer's house.

Young lad stabbed to death near where I live. Next day, knock-knock, teenage girl in school uniform on the doorstep, holding a bunch of tulips and sobbing uncontrollably. Her mum asks me which house the victim lived at. I didn't know, but earlier in the day I'd seen police cars a few doors down so..

Pizza Sophia on Tavistock Place is probably your best punt

This feels like it's probably right, though I'm not so sure it's *because* we realised it's more bad than good. Maybe it's just that it's in competition with more engaging and/or revenue generating types of bad.

I don't really have a view on whether Bluesky is dying other than to say I haven't been here for a week and it's been nicer than being here so maybe there's something to be said for not being here

Aka, "when were you a teenager?"

Not easy to yassify reconstituted potato starch in a semolina case.

If you don't shop at Iceland you're sleeping on the cutting-edge developments in foodtech

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I spent far too long tracking down the book below it, which turns out to be a fake "decorative" book ideal for storing tissues and hand lotion.

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