Hope it comes in 5x. Because I will need one for every day that ends in Y.

50,817

This is a new and creative method of throwing a black person under the bus

We are well aware of the reasons for company decisions and how they involve all those powerful Rs except 'RESTLING.

[bitterly side-eyes WarGames 2022]

ONE THING.

He has done at least ONE thing wrong.

But then, we all make mistakes in our lives. Nobody is totally perfect.

However, Sami?
Close enough! ❤️

I know someone who would buy at least 3. Some people are huge fans of the McMahon Family

And that is why we are gonna have to listen to the generic CAW theme again very shortly...

Cody Rhodes has a WWE official partnered podcast with a Vodka company where the wrestlers get wasted on camera.

They also have booze ads all over the ring.

WWE stopped caring about the kids ages ago.

I'm not gonna lie this whole outfit intrigues me. As a Sami fan he's NEVER worn anything like this ever.

And Sami as a performer is kind of hyperfixated on matching his attire to his character on astonishingly detailed levels.

I'm thinking whatever comes next will be VERY different.

Oh wow. Kudos to everyone who gets the reference!

I'm gonna be honest, this could be a Trifecta series.

HBK (I was too fucked up to remember)

Mick Foley (I was too concussed to remember)

Sami Zayn (When did this happen???)

I learned a new word today.

And all I can think of is:

His one tag team partner has a much more intense PR team working on that one.

everyone sings along with Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, despite knowing only 20% of the actual lyrics.

I do not in any way condone or excuse the actions of Marty's in question. Not even CLOSE.

I do however take issue with the IWC's response to him and anyone he associates with because I do NOT trust the apparent reasons why it is happening. Not now. Not HERE. Not in THIS cowardly new world.

The IWC's collective, disproportionate response to Marty Scurll's actions, when compared to similar or worse ones on a broad spectrum, bothers the HELL out of me.

It reeks of a intersection between American Exceptionalism and Parasociality that is DANGEROUS.

Especially now.

It sure worked out for "you".

Cody wasn't fired. He walked. This was brought up pointedly in the leadup to WM 39 as being connected to Kevin Owens.

I think the "Voices" are still Kevin.

But he is the voice in PAT'S ear, rather than Randy directly. Pat is his proxy. Kevin stays in his car.

I love how people are like "why the hell is Disco Inferno catching stray!"

This would be why.
This right here 😀

Meaning this not only factors neatly into the "taking the high road does NOT win you titles" story started with Randy, but it actually feeds right back into "Kevin was right about EVERYTHING" being a potential factor in Sami as the Crash Out King

Just throwing this here for posterity that might make you feel better.

The "Kevin is Right" storyline kicked into high gear because Kevin had the chance for that same blind-cheap shot in the corner, and chose kindness...

Sami had the same opportunity here.... and took the shot (cont...)

Cartoon style fanart of El Generico, the wrestling character, curled up in a hotel bed with a plushie of Disney's Stitch.

HAPPY AUTISM AWARENESS MONTH TO MY GUY (and his plushie).

I hope you get to enjoy some great Olive Garden the next two weeks.

The idea of the IWC immediately turning on Kevin Owens for doing the one thing he has never even pretended to stop doing for almost 25 years, even as a heel - RESPECTING SAMI ZAYN - would be the most damning proof of the IWC caring about NOTHING in any direction unless it is TRENDY.

WE'LL SEE....

I hope everyone in the IWC knows that, IF this "horrible Sami booking nobody asked for" results in The Guy EVERYONE Asked For returning, they will have TWO choices.

Either admit that they were wrong for hating on Sami
Or admit they actually don't care about Kevin

Either way?
I will laugh at them.

Everyone thought the grumpiness was indicative of an upcoming heel turn. You and I both agreed that, like MOST people on that card, he wanted go be ELSEWHERE that night, his emotions were just getting away from him.

As far as I know. Kevin's mom is ok this time.

But.
That HEEL TURN......

Hey Mith!
Memory Lane Trip from the both of us!

MITB 2024 I believe it was. Realllll Bad weekend for our guys for REASONS. But also. A time when Sami was champ and the fans HATED it.

He got GRUMPY about how he was proving he was NOT an underdog by being champ and they STILL didn't believe in him.

The way Sami's expression transforms from despair into "I have... a cunning plan."🤣

KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN......

(Foaming at the mouth)

WHOOOOA WHOOOOOA

KO-MANIA!!!!

......Something Something Fight

(Pump it up Pump it up)

Pittsburgh 2022: Sami and Kevin begin storyline for winning tag titles

Pittsburgh 2023: Sami and Kevin LOSE tag titles.

When I said that the timing of the 2026 Smackdown return to Pittsburgh was a SPOILER for something big happening with Sami? Everyone laughed.

Believe me now?

Even IF the outcome is different, I am living right now in a way I haven't before. I am about to start crying with joy i have NEVER gotten it this right before it feels AMAZING.

If I somehow have managed to call the playbook for Wrestlemania THIS PRECISELY in advance, I am probably gonna be a little bit insufferable about it.

My life is SHIT right now on a real world level. But I am having the BEST TIME EVER in wrestling.

This is AMAZING.