You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

Duly noted for the next time I’m in Chicago!

This was your first mistake. AAA players are trying to make the show. AA players still have a lot of don’t-give-a-fuck in them. Hence why Omaha has the Storm Chasers but Huntsville has the Trash Pandas.

I’m gonna need to know the name and location of this coffeeshop, stat.

How were we born one day apart and you’re so staggeringly cooler than I am? Keep it up and take ‘em down!

I resist the temptation to snap because I’m afraid that I’ll snap and The Powers That Be will look at my case and blame it on some uneducated nonsense. If I’m gonna give up, I need the world to know the REAL reason why I gave up because I’m no sucker.

I cannot stress enough how aggressively I’m being destroyed at a nuclear level because I happen to be living in the stupidest timeline.

Is this a literal chucklefuck?

STL -> OMA

RDU -> STL

Anyone who doesn't accept the validity (nay, primacy) of the Reconstruction amendments is not being honest about what the US is meant to be. Those amendments are foundational to what the winners of the Civil War wanted it to become.

Mfkrs be like, “I know we surrendered at Appomattox, but we can still win the Civil War if John Roberts has the courage we assume the framers wanted him to have.”

A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

I’m going tomorrow and I can’t WAIT to see how weird it gets.

NEEDS MORE BEVELS

The fact that we sent people a quarter million miles into space and then watched them safely splash down in the ocean… If this doesn’t blow your mind, then what exactly will? The potential of human ability is miraculous and extraordinary!

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

OMA -> MDW -> RDU

The only way to improve this would be to add “…and car wash.”

Know why they called them “Rebs” during the Civil War but we call them “Rebels” now?

Because the Union gave them that L in 1865. 🫡

Every day, we stray further from God’s light.

Say what you will about baseball, we can agree to disagree on personal preference. But if you don’t absolutely LOVE the ineffectual performativity of teammates running 300+ feet from the bullpens when a batter charges the mound—then we are not the same and we have nothing to say to each other.

Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)

The cover of the Pink Floyd album “The Dark Side of the Moon.”

Sending this back as their first official photo:

It’s nice to know that republicans will absolutely not check Trump‘s power no matter how insane his tweets become.

Just makes you feel good about the whole American experiment

I know it’s funny and heartwarming and uplifting, but the realest part of PROJECT HAIL MARY is when Stratt tells Grace that one-quarter of the Earth’s population will die of starvation and that’s assuming the nations work together, then says, “Which they won’t. So I doubled the estimate.”

"Joy denied by Anxiety"
Ain't that the damn truth...

Elon Musk is now worth over $800 billion.

Tesla reported paying ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025.

Meanwhile, millions of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck and household debt has risen to a record high.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.