Front cover of our book; neurodivergent moments by Joe Wells and Abigoliah Schamaun. It has a tortoise, suitcase, socks, a penguin, sun cream, olives and ballet shoes on the cover
Back cover of the book with endorsements from Frankie Boyle, Deborah Frances White, Shappi Khorsandi and Pierre Novellie
Here's the front and back of the book. Look at all these people saying nice things ARE YOU CALLING THEM LIARS!!!
Our books arrived!!
The book is real!
Apart from boys, girls, fire and woke, are there any other brigades?
Immigration.
A heart-breaking moment captured in an SS photograph of a group of Hungarian Jews at Auschwitz II-Birkenau in or around May 1944.
A child found a flower & is giving or showing it to an older boy.
All the people in the picture were murdered in a gas chamber moments later.
#YomHaShoah
For anyone who needs a bit of a hopecore break in their feed. Look at all these young surgeons graduating today.
If you haven't seen it, watch this then look at the picture in the replies
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM • Mar 12, 2026 • 748.5K Views
"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."
We've got a new episode out!
Immigration.
God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.
Neurodivergent Moments THE BOOK comes out 18th of June.
@joewellscomic.bsky.social & I set ourselves the lofty goal of making it into the book charts
The best way to get there is PRE-ORDERS. So if you were going to read it anyway, you might as well order it now. 🤓
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I do wish that our prime minister was able to talk about the president of america threatening to wipe out a civilisation with the same unequivocal language that he is able to use for rappers.
We're back babay!
Access note: because everyone's on tour at the moment there's a few places where I wasn't able to get the wheelchair accessible venues (Bristol, Southampton and Edinburgh) I wanted. If this affects you then let me know and I'm happy to sort you out with a couple of free tickets at another venue
Tour poster. The show is called "Daddy Autism". there is a drawn image of me playing with a baby, me lining up toys and the baby picking them up - we are both thinking "you're playing all wrong" there is then a list of UK tour dates which are available on the linktree in my bio.
BIG NEWS! I'm back out on tour in autumn!
Tickets go on sale next friday!
I got a £60 parking fine from a gig today followed by a phone call from the promoter saying "we all got them, don't worry we're sorting getting them dropped" and now psychologically I feel like I've earned £60. Been browsing ebay like "hmmm, what shall I spend my winnings on"
Also get rid of the king and replace him with animals dressed as royalty. Both on notes and in our political system.
Keep Turing on the £50s, Caroline Lucas on the £10s, I should be on the fivers.
Petition for Little Simz to be on the £20 note.
there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists
Casting call! Looking for a woman voice actor, 50+ who is versatile and a vocal chameleon / can play many different bit parts in an audio comedy.
We’re recording in London on 13th & 14th April. This is a paid opportunity. Actor does not need to be autistic!
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Love the comments around AI that are like “finally the barriers to art have been removed”. Like as if I turned up at a World Cup in autonomous mech, that moves from my ideas, screaming “finally the barriers in football have been removed” people would go "what a player". As fun as that would be…
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Tonbridge, The Market House Saturday 7 March | 2pm | £12 (£10) tickets ticketsource.co.uk/tnartsfestivals | themarket.house
Tonbridge! Families of Kent! Join us at #TonbridgeComedyFestival on Saturday 7th March for comedy & clowning excellence with Dov Citron (MC), @joewellscomic.bsky.social and Luke Rollason! TREATS!
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Now seems like a good day to post this joke to Bluesky.
The best joke I've ever had to miss the punchline of was one uninspiring election (I forget which year) when I decided to spoil my voting slip by writing "people who count ballots are cunts" across it.
