Annual flu vaccine no longer required for U.S. military, Hegseth says The move alarmed some public health experts, who warned that it would weaken troop readiness.

NOT SO FUN FACT—half of all U.S. war casualties during WWI were due to influenza. Today—Trump’s War Secretary remove the flu vaccine requirement for all U.S. military. Plus, bragging about this to all enemies is just absolute idiocy. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

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real cinema

Like a minute later he came off a high screen and hit a buttery smooth 3 perfectly in rhythm. What do you do with this

how is this literally happening in real life

We are so back

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

The tension and release of the toilet duel is master-filmmaker stuff

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

I did fuck with WU LYF, a bit, and this is also knocking me on my ass. Can’t recall a band getting this close to the raw catharsis of peak U2 in quite a while.

Thought JD Vance would strike a deal with the Iranians by promising that they’d never have to talk to JD Vance ever again if they just opened the Strait

Congratulations on a job well done, bike guy

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Tweet from @TOS_violator “the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard”

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-ame...

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Nine games in and we’re already up to 2 guys I’ve never heard of in the locker room

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

I have 3/4 cup of pasta water if anyone needs it

<flails confusingly> Hey!

Don’t believe me just watch!

introducing myself at a sex party by saying "long time sex-haver, first time orgy-doer" and immediately getting asked to leave.

erin chack @ErinChack [my first day in a drug cartel] kingpin: where's the coke me: is pepsi ok? hehe [later] police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body 8:14 PM • Jun 2, 2023

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can't borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him 1:35 AM • Nov 23, 2025

ceej @ceej.online ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court. 2:28 PM • Dec 30, 2025

Ooh, haven’t had a good meatball sub in a minute, this is interesting

Name the death sandwich

This one 100%