Hagel with a gordie. Love that for him.

PK Subban dresses like shit.

My friend wrote this and it is very good.

The flyers and penguins is just elder abuse at this point

Lmao the penguins got shut out

Public transit experts agree: the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Zach Braff more like Zach barff

Hey, shit-for-brains: how's about you get some brains in there?

Last name? I didn't know we were running out!

My wife born on this date

This isnt exactly true. The United States has only ever been this. The Trump version is just louder and more crass. If anybody thinks any of this shit is new, they simply haven't read history.

I regularly introduce myself with a fake name to people I probably won't ever see again and I wonder if that ever comes up like "you remember that guy Dwight that we met at the Spencer's gifts?"

Malcom in the middle with you

His balls are sweaty
Pee's leaked
Drawers are heavy

New jork city

Not enough people are being funny on here.

vengabus is short for vengeance bus

Riden deez rollerskates

At a comedy show next to a Dave and busters and there is a lady with a south Park tattoo

Didn't Barack Obama drone strike a wedding?

When youre super wrong and stupid online, you just do this shit.

Just be honest and say that you think its good and cool to kill children and move on, you cowardly little shit.

Having more followers than me doesn't make you less of a genocidal freak, you fucking dork.

Oh "2 state solution" in bio. Go fuck yourself you fucking murderous freak.

"Russian bot" reply. So clever.

Youre so fucking simple minded that you couldn't conceive of somebody being against genocide, even by a Democrat. Absolutely pathetic. Go fuck yourself.

I'd rather be a fart smeller than to have smaller farts

Lol "I voted for genocide" would've been much more concise.

This is simply not true. Youre a genocidal freak and should be removed from the internet.

I can't wait to be called a fascist or whatever for not voting for Mayor Pete.

Lol, lmao even.