Hemingway's rejected first draft?

Uncharitable. Grade 6.

He's a Grade 7 "the rules must be followed" in an SCS world.

Timeline serendipity...

Ease.

Hold on, I've got the subtitles on...
"Hey, Mr President, you're great"
"Yes, I am great. The greatest"
"You're so great"
"Yes I am"

"Average egg consumption factoid just statistical error. Eggs Weldon, etc..."

Have we done the "good luck to Tim Cook" jokes yet?

Northampton couple who met on bus ride double decker to wedding The pair are now married after meeting during their commute last summer.

Everything is terrible. So here is a NICE THING.

Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Thornberry - did Peter Mandelson fail vetting?

Robbins - well the concept of 'failure' is, in of itself, a nebulous one. I think it was Plutarch who once said..........

*proceeds to talk for 7 hours*

In, Twist, Out, as they say in bayonet drill.

Robbins says UKSV does not "fail" candidates and FCDO does not "overrule".

Robbins says UKSV recommended Mandelson clearance be denied. Risks not related to Epstein. Department could manage and clearance granted.

Then discussed "appropriate risk management".

Robbins says no stipulation from No.10 that he should be vetted, and nothing said his appointment was subject to vetting - and FCDO had to insist, prior to Robbins appointment, that vetting took place (following row with Cabinet Office)

Voltagemaxxing is what the cool kids are calling it nowadays.

Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social - Follow Back This is how I found out Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social • 1m "Francis, Pope Francis, known as the Pope, very important guy, big fan of mine, he passed away. He passed away. In the Catholic church he's the main guy, met him, big fan. He said "Mr President" he said "President Donald, you are doing such great work" He loved tariffs. He passed away"

Happy one year anniversary xxx

Every time I see Alex Jones I cannot get over how he’s thirty-one years of age.

"Any stranger" 👀

I would send a text to a number they gave me. I might even call the number. I would only hand my phone over to them very reluctantly.

JRR Tolkein (Brand Consultants) Ltd

JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

a man in a suit and tie singing into a microphone with the words " bit of politics " above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie singing into a microphone with the words " bit of politics " above him

Yeah, but for which party?

Tim Janus

Imagine being CEO with Tim "I wouldn't have done it like that in my day" Cook as your executive chairman.

🫤

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Anti-Islam influencer Valentina Gomez blocked from entering UK for far-right rally Exclusive: Home secretary understood to have withdrawn authorisation for speaker at Unite the Kingdom rally in May

Good www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Funny to recall that this government, mired in scandal, policy u-turns and infighting, won a huge majority a little less than two years ago. And while the fiscal inheritance was bad, the bar for improvement was also set incredibly low. It was just so hard to see how you could end up here so quickly.

"We're pivoting to soup" doesn't have quite the pzazz the marketing department was looking for