Thinus Keeve does sound like a Dickensian villain straight out of central casting...

I think everyone would agree that the police and MPs shouldn’t be shoplifting.

I think a lot a grifters got on Bluesky and found it a little harder to grift the left, and bailed.

No respect for handcrafted artisanal manual colour-correction anymore.
#RETVRN

Everything really was better in the olden days, huh?

the water is getting less blue due to rfk's banning of FD&C Blue No. 1

I’ve run campaigns and worked on campaigns. If you don’t vote, do you know how much we worry about what you think? Zilch. Zero. We don’t waste money contacting you, knocking your door, trying to figure out what you want. You’re a political nullity, triaged away in favor of consistent voters.

Prior to this post, today I have posted and/or replied 25 times, and have received 25 likes (some posts got none, other posts got multiple likes).

It's not this site, chum, it's your posts.

gosh no way, such expertise

I'm thinking of starting a combined waste management and exercise class business.

It's a skip higher company.

It always cracks me up that this is the only product that users are supposed to shoulder the burden of growing. Apple doesn't call me once a week like "Bad news sir the quarter's not looking good"

theonion.com/no-blood-for...

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass and a bottle and says huh ? ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass and a bottle and says huh ?

Penny Mordaunt, "China can't trade its way out of [the] desperate economic situation that it's in"

Just needs a couple of coffees and a smoke and it'll be fine.

Came across a real life Minion yesterday. Life’s been rough.

Just thinking about what Christ went through to free us from our sins makes me want to cry & an image of a paint like sketch of jesus being whipped by rope but not looking too terribly upset about it

repent u sinners

"Zoft; strong, and very long legs"

Just brainstorming some characters for my new novel;

"Silke Zoft - the German toilet paper heiress"

It's been in my head for two weeks since I saw a "no mooring" sign on the river and I'm glad I finally have freed it from my mind.

"It's a tripping hazard. It's a miracle that nobody has got hurt"
"Thank you for noticing"

"Thirty pieces of silver? To remove a stump?"

They Pay $34 for Burgers. Should Their Child Care Be Free?

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard?

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

We've had to cancel our performance of Othello on the narrowboat because all the canal banks are full with holidaymakers' boats.
We can't find any place to moor.

*stares in actual government policy*

Yes, thats us as the second best performing nation globally on climate. We were in 17th when the govt took over.

EIM21765 - it's only non-taxable if you ask the employer to 'arrange' it.
If you pay for it yourself and claim it back then it's taxable.

(That follows the wording in the 1992 regs as well)

If screen is part of the job (eg journalist) then screen is required and the eyesight test is not a taxable benefit
*However* the test must be provided by the employer. If the employee pays for their own test and is reimbursed then it is a taxable benefit
What this means for self-employed is *shrug*

Those poor people are stuck on a mountain farting themselves so much they have to be medevac'd out and you're *laughing*?

Wait, Hegseth fired the ARMY CHAPLAIN too? That's a career-defining scandal for any cabinet secretary in any other era. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/u...