(Watching the Phillies) I can’t believe a bunch of unfun red-assed troop-kissing tryhards are losing again.

Never is a long time but recently a coworker thought I was 27. I’m 41.

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

Flyers…good?

I know this is not far off from the steak too juicy/lobster too buttery paradigm, but I really do think that sometimes chocolate chip cookies have too many chocolate chips. Cancel me if you must.

hanif abdurraqib good archive.is/OdSoj

this is my most strongly held political belief

I’m in favor of prison abolition with the exception of these guys

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

At least his son can honor his legacy by singing it now

I have seen one good example of this plate

Like so, SO many things in our greedy, selfish, stupid, pretentious, entitled society, this is case of something meant for the disabled being so grossly abused by everyone for personal convenience that the inevitable backlash will ultimately result in life being harder for disabled people

RIP. I will never forget the police brutalizing him — and then that one cop stopping the other cop from helping him

No relief for anyone in Lebanon. Israel is hammering Beirut so that Bibi can appear independent of Washington to his fanatic murderous base, a base that can only be sated with Arab blood. Hundreds of casualties just in the last 12 hours. Israel is the most dangerously country on earth.

At this point I think the only person who stands a chance of getting through to him is Zohran

Are these fossils actually going to do anything or are they all just posting through it like we are

I gotta think their next one will be their last, if they do another one at all. And I agree.

Unfortunately my senators are Dave McCormick and John Fetterman, so, no

Not specifying which civilization has big Monkey's Paw energy

Screenshot of an email from Metallica announcing shows at Mohegan Sun in Connecticut

I know it is small compared to the football stadiums they’ve been playing the past few years but Metallica calling a 10,000 seater “intimate” in this email still got me for some reason

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

I ain’t reading all that dog, get a blog or something

Iran condemns double-tap strike on bridge as terrorism This is what the government here describes as a terrorist-style kind of action. That’s because the second tap was not expected. Usually, when there is a strike, people rush to the scene to rescue the victims and remove the debris that buries some of the dead and so on, and that’s what happened at that bridge. Those people, including rescue workers and also the workers at the bridge itself, gathered to help the wounded, and that’s when the second strike hit. That’s why the number of casualties is high, and the authorities here are really, really condemning this as an act of terrorism, and also a despicable act that’s not going to force Iran to surrender. It’s a message to the Iranians that if they don’t strike a deal that is to the liking of the US president, they will see more of their civilian infrastructure targeted and more of their civilian people killed.

Al Jazeera

Not a hard and fast rule for me, but I’ve always thought this is fine to do at bigger shows at arenas or stadiums. Club shows, not so much, but I won’t yuck anyone’s yum over it

is there some reason they dress him as Dracula now

Comedian Denis Leary in the midst of his famous (?) coffee-flavored coffee joke

One beer-flavored beer please and close it

As a guy who buys booze for a living I think I’ve muttered “this’ll go over like a fart in church” to myself roughly 700 times in the past couple years over products like these

Had a great time biking to work this morning for a grand total of zero dollars in gas, tolls, or maintenance 👍

i've yet to see evidence that this man is anything other than the fucking coolest to ever do it

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country