All right! I'm gonna wear mine out for a run today. Stickers are now available too! topa.to/wigu

*logs on, cracks knuckles* All right let's see what dumb horseshit everybody's riled up about today

No it sucks ass in there! There isn't even HVAC. Basically they're all lean-tos with a constant low frequency droning noise.

Good lord I'm spending like 20% of my paycheck paying rent to live in the heads of only like half a dozen terrible people.

I haven't updated in a few years! And I'll see if I can scare that up.

black tee shirt on a orangey-yellow background, white text a la "Virginia Is for Lovers" says "GenAI is for Losers" with a yellow sparkle next to it

People should do people things and robots should do robot things, not the other way around. You may disagree but you're wrong 😘✨

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A picture of a young, spry Doug Mulder the dog

A picture of an older Doug Mulder the dog looking a little worse for wear

How it started/How it's going

Lately been considering going totally old school and making a static html website with a php discussion forum

We really are.

Fortunately, we'll never get it right.

Oh, Mer... such beautiful words for a special friend who got to live a long, wonderful life with amazing people. Gonna hold my dumb dirty boys even closer today. <3 <3 <3

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But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Jeffrey (all garbed up with a purple skullcap and almost-life-sized crucifix): Welcome back to Extreme Holiday Re-enactments: Easter Edition! Jeffrey: Three days ago, following the script to "Passion of the Christ" in painstaking detail, we beat "Jesus" (played by Weedmaster P) to within an inch of his life! Then we threw him in this cave, all alone in the dark and covered it up with a boulder. Let's open it up! [[Weedmaster P is lying on the ground, in his no-longer tidy whities, covered with blood spatters, not looking too good]] Jeffrey (off screen): Oh! He's still here! Well, this isn't how it was in the script, but... Unknown: Jeffrey Jeffrey: Huh? Unknown: Get the adrenaline shot Jeffrey: The what? Unknown: He's going to die Unknown: Here. Jeffrey: But I don't know-- Unknown: Stab him in the heart Jeffrey: But-- Unknown: He's _your_ friend Weedmaster P (with the syringe sticking out of the middle of his chest): :GASP: :GASP: :COUGH: AUUGH :GASP: Jeffrey: EX-TREME!! [[Weedmaster P is now strapped to a medieval-looking device]] Jeffrey: We don't have omnipotence or an effects budget, but we _do_ have a caapult! Cue the Ascension! <<WHAP>> [[Weedmaster P is heavens-bound, leaving a bit of a blood droplet contrail]] Jeffrey: Wooo! Jeffrey (wearing a lady wig and frilly sundress, holding a knife): Join us next time for Mother's Day! Unknown (locked in car trunk): MMPH! MMPH! MMPH <<THUD THUD THUD>> {{tagline: We couldn't get our President's Day episode to have less than an NC-17 rating}} {{rollover text: SERIAL MOM that's what I was thinking about.}}

Another Easter. It's weird that these don't feel as old as they are...

Time makes oafs of us all.

My favorite deranged bitch 🤗

Thank you. Also I realized I might be tired from handling 2000+ six pound books for two and a half weeks lol

I copy and pasted it AND the transcription and now I have to go lie down

[[ Jeffrey and Joanna are lying in bed ]] Narrator: HEY JEFFREY WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO ON ZOMBIE EASTER DAY, MAN? Jeffrey: Why dont'cha ax your mom... Jeffrey: man? [[ Jeffrey, Weedmaster P, and Baby(?) throwing and dodging colored eggs ]] Narrator: SHE SAID SHE DOESN'T KNOW Jeffrey: We did the typical Reanimated Jeebus Day events; paintin' eggs and throwin' 'em at cops. [[ Image of a crucified Christ with a dialogue balloon that says "BRB" ]] Jeffrey: Stickin' "BRB" signs up on pictures of Lord Jesus. [[ Standing in a kitchen, Tallahassee snaps the head of a lamb; Jeffrey wears a hooded robe; a gold chalice is on the counter ]] Jeffrey: Tallahassee slaughtered a lamb and we did eat from its flesh, and it was good. << KRAK >> [[ Joanna and a naked Jeffrey dance around a bonfire ]] Jeffrey: ...nude dancing near open flame... [[ Baby with flowers in her hair, in glory, cluctching two small bunnies to her chest ]] Jeffrey: ...worshipped the Goddess Eostre... [[ Jeffrey, with Jesus sitting atop his shoulders ]] Jeffrey: ...gave Jesus a piggyback ride... [[ Joanna, dressed in a rabbit costume amd stapled to a wooden cross ]] Jeffrey: ...and stapled a bunny to a cross. I think that covers it pretty good.

Probably also Easter

I just reposted 2 comics I drew 15 years ago and I'm tired

[[Baby wears flower scrunchies while Jeffrey plays games with a joystick and Weedmaster P eats a corn dog]] Baby: It's easter an' th' Rapture is less than a month away. Why ehn't you boys goin' buck wile? Jeffrey: I can't get a new credit card 'cause apparently I still owe T-mobile $4.26 from six years ago. Weedmaster P: And I can't get one cause I don't legally exist Baby: Why d'ya need credit cards t' get buck wile? Weedmaster P: Cause if you sin on Easter JEsus gets super upset but God don't consider credit card fraud a sin Weedmaster P: In fact you get 1,000 extra heaven bucks for doin it when you die [[Jeffrey's shirt reads: if you can read this something terrible has happened]] Baby: Why d'you care about sinnin' now? Y' didn't care about it last week when y' was sinnin'! Jeffrey: Baby if we're gonna use this Rapture thing as our court defense we need to at least pretend to believe in it. {{caption: We were gonna fraud the shit out of some credit cards}} {{mouse-over: Weedmaster P is eating his corn dog COMPLETELY wrong}}

Also Easter

Jeffery Rowland: I realize you're all still drunk from Spring Break but Easter is this weekend and we have to celebrate it. Does anybody know how to celebrate Easter? Baby Lam: Sacrifice a goat to ensure fertility? Lucid John: The human race no longer requires supernatural help in that area. Weedmaster P: Kill a homeless person to see if we can them back to life? Tallahassee Econolodge (?): Homeless people are protected now. Jesus: Are you idiots so stupid you can't just paint some eggs and eat too much? Weedmaster P: Lame. Jeffery Rowland: That's lame, dude.

Easter

It's 7pm on Saturday night and my dog is trying to get me to go to bed and it's not not working

perhaps YOU should have had OATmeal instead of 'OAF' meal for breakfast this morning

When I'm feeling useless I just think about the little light on my car dashboard that tells you if there's a car in front of you or not and I feel slightly less useless

When someone is behaving in a particularly oafish manner it helps to say to them "perhaps you should have had OATmeal instead of 'OAF' meal for breakfast this morning." It's a lot nicer than just calling them a dumb bitch

Bane wearing a white t-shirt that LOOKS LIKE the Supreme logo but instead it cleverly says 'Stop2end' like how you are supposed to be able to unsubscribe from political texts but you can't because at some point someone sold your phone number to some PAC and the only way to truly stop is to drop out of society entirely.

No one cared who I was until I chipped in $5 to help our grassroots effort

😠😡

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him