Man, petty Danner loves this. When BLVD publicly announced the sale to Duvel back in 2014, Greg Koch posted that Stone would never sell and now they’re selling to Duvel.

Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors is $8.99 on Steam if you own Vampire Survivors buff.ly/y0Fjvog

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InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

We've been waiting for this project for over a year.

All merch is on The Onion Store: store.theonion.com?srsltid=AfmB...

Story: www.cnn.com/2026/04/20/m...

Fantastic. Srouji is the man.

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Time starts to bend in THE SHADOW UPDATE, launching for free next Monday, April 27, on all platforms!

Featuring:
🧑‍🏭 2 new characters: The Tunneler & The Tiptoer
🏐 11 new balls
🌀 4 new passives
🏛️ 1 new building

A group of eight Nintendo Mii characters, standing in a horizontal lineup against a dark, minimalist background. From left to right: a character with a leather biker jacket and aviator goggles; a character with spiky orange hair and glasses wearing a black shirt; a character with blonde curly hair, large red glasses, and a black dress; a character with spiky neon-pink hair, blue glasses, and a red-and-white striped shirt; a small green alien-like character in a yellow-and-red shirt; a character with brown hair, glasses, and an orange coat; a character with long blue hair and a yellow-and-blue striped sweater; and a blue-skinned character wearing a green cap and black hoodie.

The crew on the isle of Lagerton. It is so lame that a game with a PHOTO STUDIO ON THE ISLAND WHERE THEY ALL LIVE doesn’t allow players to share the photos off of their Switch device. I had to take a picture of the screen and crop in Lightroom. Dumb. Otherwise, great game! #tamodachilife

A photo of a Nintendo Switch 2 console displaying a scene from Tomodachi Life, showing two Mii characters interacting on a beach with "Seems like-minded" speech bubbles above them.

I made a Mii for myself and my wife, and said we were real-life partners inside the game. But, the game insist on her hooking up with Bob, so it’s my duty to woo her and subsequently destroy Bob. #tomodachilife

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

(Don't tell my wife, but I bounced off of Pokopia HARD while she is crushing it.)

Nintendo got me to buy Tomodachi Life. Goddanmit. Will follow up. Or not.

Sometimes I have a brief flash of a thought that I still can’t believe Donald Tr*mp is president. Alternate universe shit.

Tear it all the way down. I fucking hate Ticketmaster.

I did a brief interview with the mail person, who was totally cool, and I asked how they like it compared to the traditional USPS vehicles, and they said, “It’s nice. It’s taller inside, and I like that.” 10/10 review.

A flyer with a list of competing spots: Taqueria Frontera, Tire Shop Taqueria, Evil Cooks, Tacos El Toro, Sonoratown, Borreguitas, Macheen, Tacos Los Cholos, Taco Nazo, Tirzahs, Asadero Chikali, A Tí Restaurant, Tacos Y Birria La Unica, Los Dorados L.A., and wild card contender LaSorted's!

Here are this year’s competing taquerias!

Only one will be crowned the crowd favorite, as our guests vote for the taqueria they feel deserves to win the “Best In Show” award.

An event flyer for L.A. TACO’s TACO MADNESS live event happening May 2,2026 from 3-9 PM at Gloria Molina Grand Park.

L.A. TACO’s Taco Madness returns for our biggest taco festival yet, with a stacked lineup taking over Downtown’s massive Grand Park on May 2.

Big thank you to our sponsors Boomtown Brewery, Kahna, Maison Perrier, and Jarritos.

Secure your tickets today: givebutter.com/taco-madness...

A photo of the new USPS delivery vehicle that has an elongated front end that makes it look like a duck bill.

Saw one of the new USPS delivery trucks today! #ricohGR

We’re live!

I’m (still) the only candidate in this race who is neither a billionaire nor taking corporate PAC money. Our campaign is powered by tens of thousands of Californians.

That’s who the next governor should be focused on—not themselves, not their donors, not any insiders.

I’m not an avid gamer, but I do play every day, and I didn’t mind having a Game Pass sub, even though I mainly used it to play AAA games. After the hike to $30, I had no problem canceling. They are just too many ways and places to play great games. If they lower the price, I’d probably re-sub.

I hope Swalwell dropping out is a catalyst for CA dems rallying behind a candidate so we don’t end up with a wanna-be cowboy as governor.

Apple Fitness award for reaching 3000 move rings goals.

Seems like a lot.

Every single time. Every time I don’t feel like running, but do it anyway, I always feel great afterwards. Every single time. 🏃‍♂️

🔎 Newly unsealed search warrants confirm the sheriff who seized 650k ballots from California’s redistricting referendum relied on fraud claims pushed by anti-voting activists.

Even more chilling? The script mirrored the one used in the FBI’s Fulton County raid — which came just one week earlier.

Goes without saying that this performance is fantastic.

Fat Mike wrote so many songs about the present day of 20 to 30 years ago and turns out, he saw the future.

THE DECLINE - a punk rock symphony YouTube video by B.A.Z

When the dude in the White House dies, play this at his funeral. youtu.be/iJMj_F5oc7U?...

Artemis II: The Horniest.