getting dressed is overrated!! (I'm in my jammies too lmao)

HOW DARE!!
also, that is such a sweet photo of you both 🥹🥹💖💖

Good morning sweet Bill!! xx

A hand holding a mini amigurumi of Brushbuddy, a character from witch hat atelier. It's a fluffy worm like creature which is white with four legs and a long tail.

THE CHILD IS HERE

#witchhatatelier #wha #Δ帽子 #crochet

this is my fave beetlemoses for many reasons, one of which is the great face at the end that holds so many feels

watched something unsettling and now I can't sleep 😭

feeling really crummy but I need to shower so I'm just gonna get in it and chuck the shampoo and body wash on myself

Expressions of a Depressed Person character

dear friend

teaaaa

Quodo x Luigi’s Mansion
Posted to Instagram Feb 29 2026
#startrekdeepspacenine #ds9 #quark #odo #quodo

New to writing alt text?

A description of how to write alt-text, titled with white font on a blue background: "Writing Alt Text." Then, underneath, in various colors: "identify who, expression, description, color, interesting features." Pictured is a capybara, and next to it is text describing the image, an example of how to write alt-text: "A capybara, looking relaxed, in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on top of the capybara's head "

Here is a really good example/guide on writing alt-text that's been going around :)

Samuel Beckett piss kink

A bunny looks up at stars. Text reads: "my head is empty".

Yeah baby!

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Omg the molt never ends

STEP ON UP and grab YOUR bowl of O’Brien’s Famous Chili!! This batch was auto-made thanks to QuarkGPT and—wait what? WHAT?!! QUARK! I didn’t authorize this! I TOLD you to let it MARINATE on your STOVE! What do you MEAN “now it’s more scalable across investor subsurfaces”?!! THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

LET'S FREAKING GOOOOO

Illustration of twelve cat friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Your month, your cat friend!!

This is Marlin. He has the hiccups. Would appreciate treats and cuddles during this trying time. 12/10 (TT: marlinthegolden0)

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Amanda as Bill Clinton looking shocked with the caption “me on mondays”

who are you picking? ✨

#ResidentEvil

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

BABY